Being able to accept who you are is an important quality. Once you learn to do that, you won't get hung up on criticism from friends, police officers, psychologists, society at large (i.e. haters). This shirt lets people know that you are not perfect, and don't intend to be a better person. Continue reading →
The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course. Continue reading →
This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth. Continue reading →
This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier. Continue reading →
This electronic watch is both stylish and minimalist. It is waterproof, shock resistant, and has an LED display. It can set alarms and tell you the time and date. The only thing it can't do is tell you is why your group friends sometimes hang out with without you. Continue reading →
A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you. Continue reading →
Do you have a friend who is scared of spiders? Why not scare the bajesus out of them with this realistic-looking remote control tarantula. This creepy critter has light-up eyes and a furry texture. Tarantula scurries across any flat, smooth surface with spider-like leg movement. Use the two-button remote control to rotate its movement.
These glasses are perfect for the freelance spy who is on a budget. 2 GB internal memory, allows up to 5 hours of video recording. Memory slot for extended memory. Charge via USB. Endorsed by the KGB! (not really)
Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
“Elegance”, “Class”, “Fish bowl”, these are just a few words that can be used to describe this wall mounted aquarium tank. Your fish will be the talk of the town with this bowl.
These electronic candles are perfect for cult meetings that require candle light for satanic ritual sacrifices. I have had great experiences with them and the other members were very delighted by them. Definitely a cost effective alternative to buying candles for each ritual. If only there was a cheaper alternative to pigs' blood then we’d really be set lol!
The portable door lock is ideal if you find you need additional security and privacy. It can be installed in seconds with no tools required on any door that has hinges and opens inwards. Take it from me, you don't want to risk the embarrassment of having someone walk in on you while wearing a cat suit and licking yourself.
This handy accessory acts as a portable charger. Just charge it up, and use it for later to charge your phone or other electronics on the go. The compact charger is lightweight and only takes two hours to fully charge. Comes with travel pouch, micro USB cable, and 18 month warranty.
Sometimes improving ourselves requires a little inner reflection. Why don’t I have enough friends? Why isn’t the opposite sex attracted to me? Well, it could be because your sponges are dull and boring (or if you talk to my therapist, a terrible personality). Pop up sponge soap will add extra flavor to your personality.
Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual.
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie.
This award winning life straw filters out 99.999% of bacteria. Yeah, no big deal. I personally bring mine with me wherever I go. Great way to save money on buying water if you're out with friends and there is some contaminated water nearby.
You're performing brain surgery but all of sudden you get a phone call. No problem, you can still talk on your phone even if both hands are occupied. This product is worth it just for the time and energy alone that you save not having to grab your cell-phone from your pocket and hold it to your ear. (Asian not included)
These wacky shower curtains are sure to impress your friends. Watching their reactions when they see these hysterical shower curtains is priceless! Just be sure that your friends are okay with you watching them in the bathroom. I’ve learned the hard way that some people can be touchy about this.
Turn your bedroom into a sparkling sea. The ocean wave projector allows you to feel as if immersed in the deep sea calm, creating a romantic, leisurely and cozy atmosphere of the space to achieve physical and mental relaxation. It is also a small stereo, allowing you to enjoy the beautiful environment, and also enjoy the wonderful music if you choose. Perfect for those suffering from anger management issues!
Tired of regular lamps huh? Sure, a standard lamp looked cool a couple years ago but these days they’re old news. The jelly fish LED mood lamp is the future of lamps. Little known fact, these Jelly fish lamps are the official lamp of North Korea and are referenced multiple times in their national anthem.
Coin banks can be a great way to teach kids the value of saving money. This coin bank will do just that and traumatize them at the same time. The creepy stare will ensure any kid using this bank will need therapy for years to come
All right fellas, how many times have you brought a lady back to your room only to have her run out screaming in fear? If you’re like me, this scenario is all too familiar. That’s why you need the rainbow light projector. Having a rainbow in your room lets your lady friend know that she can feel safe and comfortable with you.
What is special about these tabs is that they temporarily modify taste perceptions so that typically sour food will taste sweet. Taking these tabs will make lemons to taste like lemonade and beer like chocolate thanks to the temporary altered state of the taste receptors on your tongue. Now there is more than one way to have fun dropping tabs with your friends.
If you're like me, you're an avid Thomas Edison memorabilia collector. But no collection is complete unless you have these nostalgic Edison bulbs. These bulbs will add an old time atmosphere wherever you install them. These lights will illuminate your life in a way you never thought possible. Buying them would be a very bright idea.
This hard case bottle opener is perfect for the person who enjoys Apple products and alcohol. If you've struggled to open beer bottles in the past or to find a bottle opener, this item will simply change your life. It makes drinking beer easier than ever. It's the perfect gift for children of all ages.
Easy one-touch mounting system locks and releases the device with just a push of a finger. Super strong suction cup can be restored to its mint condition by rinsing it with warm water and allowing it to air dry. Fully adjustable with 360 degree rotation for quick portrait and landscape views. No slip-grip securely holds mobile devices up to 3 inches wide
This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth.
Speed and mobility are yours with the quick draws and fast firing of the Strongarm blaster. It has the same long-range power and it rapid-fires 6 darts when you pump the Slam Fire slide repeatedly while holding the trigger. Loading is easy and quick with the flip-open rotating barrel. Add the Strongarm blaster to your arsenal and unleash a storm of darts at your target.
This nerf gun shoots soft suction darts that can fly across a room and adhere to a window or other glass surface. The Maverick features a rotating barrel, which makes it easier to keep the firepower flying in the midst of heated battle and a futuristic look to better engage in sci-fi fantasy play if you so choose. For a little extra power boost, the gun also has a pump mechanism.
Looking to impresse the boss at the next corporate meeting? This goo is a great way to send a message. Try casually playing with some light up goo during the meeting. The boss will be both envious of your goo and impressed by your willingness to play with goo in a meeting.
This black light fixture is awesome for parties or cleaning dungeons. I’ve used it for both and have not been disappointed. If you’re an aspiring DJ, you can’t go wrong with black light ambiance. The fixture is 24 inches, includes 6 foot power cord and on and off switch.
Sick of having to carry your big bulky lantern with you wherever you go? I know I was. This inflatable lantern is portable and convenient to carry. Now I can easily bring it with me to raves and business meetings without feeling awkward.
The finger guard is a stainless steel shield that protects fingers while slicing and dicing. The interior of the shield has a welded ring which easily adjusts to fit the chef's middle finger, thus leaving all other fingers free to manipulate the food. The tip of the shield holds the food that has to be sliced.
I used to hate having to explain to guests why there was blood on my bath mat. This often led to awkward conversation and sometimes extremely violent confrontations. This bathmat makes it simply look like there is blood on it. Now can just play if off as the blood being a part of your wacky décor!
This LED clock has 4 usb ports attached to it and comes with a message board so you can write messages to yourself. It's very convenient if you wake up every morning with amnesia. You can just look at the message you wrote on the clock the night before so you know what to do for the day "See doctor about morning amnesia".
For only a few bucks you can strengthen and tone your abs, shoulders, arms, and back with the Valeo dual ab wheel, all in the convenience of your home. This simple workout device makes getting in shape relatively simple and straightforward. To use, simply get on all fours, grab hold of the handles, and glide the wheels back and forth across the floor.
Your wife is pregnant and the game is on. She needs to get to the hospital, fast! What do you do? You'd prefer to watch the game of course. But she'd be likely to murder you. With the high definition color monitor, you won't have to deal with this dilemma. It's a win, win!
Shoots video with sound, photos, functions as a pen, and very simple to operate. Has high definition color video and audio recording, connects by USB to computer to retrieve files, comes with built in memory capacity and has 1280x1024 camera resolution.
So many times I've walked into the shower with my cellphone or mp3 only to be disappointed and electrocuted to find out that they aren't water proof. These wireless speakers are a great alternative and compatible with any mp3 player or phone. The speaker has a 15 hour battery life and built in microphone so you can take calls in the shower in case you need shower tips.
If you want to be hardcore, but not hardcore enough to smoke cigarettes, then hookah is a nice, exotic alternative. The first hookah originated in India but over time has become a prominent part of the Middle Eastern culture. Even today, smoking hookah is very popular in the Middle East and can be seen as the equivalent to drinking coffee in the west.
The Turmark slingshot has wrist-braced design and comes with a pouch. The slingshot is sturdy yet comfortable. It can be used for hunting or self-defense or just for showing off. People will both fear and respect you when you have the Trumark slingshot in hand. This slingshot comes highly endorsed by my friend Ziad. He's Palestinian so he obviously knows a thing or two about slingshots.
This mini plasma light sphere creates a dramatic display of light inside a hand-blown glass sphere. Great color effect. Perfect item for car or home decoration. Stick it at anywhere inside your car to create a special interior lighting environment. USB Powered Only, AC with use of adapter (Not included), Not battery operated.
This plasma clip uses super bright technology, combined with miniature electronics to create a flat panel disk with an amazing display of plasma light which will respond to your touch, voice or dance to your music. Can you imagine putting all that amazing technology into a cool wearable clip-on, and because it's battery operated and portable, you can clip it anywhere - even in your car!
This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button.
Is your Bible study group getting a little boring? Now you can take a swig of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you need a little pick-me-up. You can keep this little secret between you and God. You’ll be able to regale everyone with funny Bible stories all night long!
Each soap bar contains either a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill. I can't believe the suckers who sell this leave money inside the bars. Forget the stock market! I'm definitely investing in these soap bars. It's a guaranteed way to make clean money. Money soap bars also makes for the perfect gift for your hobo friend.
With the Belkin Mini Surge Protector you no longer have to choose what to charge first. This surge protector acts as a power strip, letting you plug three AC devices into a single wall outlet. In addition to its three AC outlets, this surge protector features two protected, powered USB outlets, so you can easily charge your iPod along with other USB devices.
Have some time to kill waiting between classes? On a camping trip with friends? Afflicted by years of alcoholism and substance abuse which has left you both homeless and a shattered shell of the man you used to be? No worries, just whip out this hammock and relax. You can bring it anywhere. This hammock is sturdy and portable, like me.
These days horse masks are all the rage. A horse mask makes a statement about you. It says you have style, chic, class, and probably an arrest record for indecent exposure. Wear your horse mask to the mall, the beach, a first date, a job interview. There is literally no inappropriate occasion to wear a horse mask.
Shot glass roulette is a fun game for parties. Includes 16 numbered shot glasses and 2 metal roulette balls. This game is fun for the whole family (unless your family consists of devout Mormons, then maybe not so much).
The Time Warp Shelf Clock is the perfect addition to an art lover's home creating a great conversation piece. You can easily place this homage to Salvador Dali's Persistence Of Memory on a mantle or shelf - no mounting required. With this great Dali clock, time doesn't fly: it melts away. A must have for any clock collector.
I know what you're thinking. "A mug shaped like a toilet bowl?! That's impossible!". Well guess what, it exists. This whacky mug will be sure to leave your friends in stitches once they see you drinking from it. That's assuming of course that your friends are really into gag mug pranks. In which case you probably want to get better friends.
The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately.
Show a dime and penny to your spectators. The dime then magically disappears right before their eyes! Very easy to learn. This is much easier than my old dime trick where I would swallow a dime and then deny it. This is great if you are desperate for attention.
This robot not only looks cool, but is useful as well. You can connect up to 4 usbs and the robot's eyes light up when you do. Makes for great companionship as well. My usb robot has never let me down or judged me like other people do when I tell them I talk to inanimate objects.
Low tire pressure is one of the biggest threats facing our country today. It causes your car to use more gas which is harmful for the environment and causes you to spend more money. These smart caps change color based on your tire pressure which lets you know when you need to refill air. You'll save money, help the environment, and avoid flat tires.
Practical, durable, comfortable, foldable. Like me, these are all words that can describe this foldable keyboard. The material is light so you can type discreetly without waking up your neighbors. This keyboard is also waterproof which is great if you like to cry a lot while on the computer.
This alarm makes for an effective low cost security option for your home, business, garage, storage shed, dorm, room, etc. Wireless - simple installation. Can be wall mounted or portable. Entry and exit delays prevent false alarms. Detection area of 20 feet long by 60 degrees wide . Automatic reset once motion is no longer detected for 30 seconds. Create your own security code
The future is here people and it has arrived in the form of an LED digital bracelet watch. That’s right. You’ll never have to live the disappointing miserable life of not owning a digital bracelet watch. This revolutionary piece of technology is not only stylish but it will completely change the way you read time.
Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its 3,000Â°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of armies around the world, Swedish FireSteel's dependability has already made it a favorite of survival experts, hunters, fishermen and campers.
Do you like going to raves but hate getting one-upped by people wearing more attention grabbing clothing than you? This black light neon makeup will make sure that won't happen anymore. You'll look like dancing an alien tribesman in this make up and everyone will be sure to notice. The makeup kit comes with a black light necklace that you can use to activate the make up at any time.
The bonsai juniper tree is just like a regular tree except it's miniature and can be grown inside your home. I've personally bought dozens of these to make myself feel bigger and more powerful. They are exceptionally easy to take care of and will make you feel larger than life. Also makes for a slightly humorous gift for a tiny friend.
For the ultimate in toilet luxury, this spindle allows you to record a personal message to greet those who use your bathroom. You can re-record messages whenever you feel like. This product screams class. You can literally program it do so. Also, good if you want to scare the crap out of someone.
If there is one thing I've learned growing up on the streets is that water bottle fruit infusers are all the rage amongst urban youth. The water bottle infuser is easy to use. The way it works is you simply put a fruit into the infuser, add water, shake, BAM, you just got your water infused. People will be impressed by how quickly you infuse your water.
The Zippo Hand warmer is reusable, odorless, and will keep warm for up to 12 hours. I usually like to have several of these on me on cold days to give out to strangers. Many don’t seem to appreciate this kind gesture so after I offer one I often end up stuffing it back in my underwear.
A pound of trolli gummi worms is never a bad option no matter what the situation. Good for camping or a great addition to your food supply. I must say these are the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys earth worm shaped jelly candy. They are made from real juice which is sure to satisfy even the pickiest health fanatic.
No more searching for your keys, bills, or DVD rental in the clutter on your entryway table, this simple wall-mount organizer keeps essentials separated and in full view. A strong, hidden magnetic strip along the lower half easily holds several sets of keys - even car keys with alarm controls. The organizer's simple design blends in to its surroundings.
What do you get as gift for the person who has it all? A yodeling pickle obviously. The yodeling pickle is an exceptional item that radiates class and wealth. It tells people that you have such a great deal of disposable income that you can actually afford to frivolously spend money on this amazing item!
Are people complaining about how bad you smell? Believe me, I've been there before. No worries, you can just rub the bad smell away without having to waste your time taking a shower. Plus, you'll be helping conserve the environment by saving water. A must have for any bachelor.
It is not a secret, everyone loves bubbles. Bubbles are a great nonviolent way to break up fights and arguments. No one can be angry or belligerent around bubbles without feeling silly. If it wasn’t for the powerful military industrial complex in the U.S., we would be equipping our military with bubble guns.
Sometimes touching base and networking with upper management can be tiresome. If you’re looking for a way to relax without stealing money to buy prescription drugs, try this adult coloring book. There are curse words in it so you know it is cool. This is also a great gift for young kids if you are worried about them ending up lame.
You know what they say about stoves, the smaller the better. For me, the large size of stoves has always been one of my top three complaints about them. This stoves however, only weighs3.9 pounds packed in case. The ultra light portable stove is the stove of the future.
A safety pet collar that help keep your dog visible at night or poor weather conditions. This LED dog collar will ensure that your dog will be the coolest at the next doggy rave. Rechargeable LED lights using any Micro USB cable / port.
This is the ultimate toilet paper. Imagine using the bathroom at night, switching off the light to see a strange glow coming from the side of the toilet...imagine the glow IN the toilet if you've forgotten to flush! Great housewarming present or birthday gift. Why not twin it with our After Dark Duck for the ultimate Glow in the Dark bathroom! A must have for any upscale abode!
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups. This water fountain sink will revolutionize the way you rinse your mouth. Water-safe rubber will never affect or change the taste of your water. Tapi fits onto almost any tap with a straight spout. Create a fun and convenient drink fountain from your tap by simply squeezing your tapi.
We all love beef jerky. But for us refined, and sophisticated individuals, sometimes we require a little bit more than average beef jerky. This wild animal jerky pack will allow you to indulge in the jerky of the finest exotic animals such as alligator, ostrich, kangaroo, etc. These are just some samples of what you might get in your 10 random pieces of jerky.
Ever since I've started using this mouse I've noticed my precision increase substantially. No longer am I accidentally liking Facebook photos at 2 in the morning. This mouse also has a blue glow which I appreciate since my last mouse was lacking in the blue glow department.
Attach this evil prank device to your victim's computer and it makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases. The switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. The adjustment dial sets the duration between annoying "events". It's discreet and sure to cause havoc.
Do you like cooking? Do you like dinosaurs? Fred Pastasaurus is the perfect utensil for you. He is also makes the perfect friend. He won't judge you, or tell you that you need to lose weight. All Fred Pastasaurus cares about is helping you make pasta. The Pastasaurus is uniquely adapted to this very task of managing slippery spaghetti. An intense struggle for many no doubt.
Wait… a baby with a mustache? What the heck? These are probably the things you are thinking. But the answer is no, you’re not in Armenia. This is actually a pacifier that simply makes your baby look Armenian. This is perfect for hipster moms or anyone else who finds mustaches funnier than they actually are.
A bit renegade and a bit rock 'n roll, this belt buckle liquor flask keeps your spirits high and your pants secure. Made of polished stainless steel, our 2oz small flask easily slips from its holder to give you a quick sip whenever you need it, stays firm in the buckle when you're finished...and all the while makes a bold, belted statement. Fits belts up to 1 in. wide.
Ever fantasize about what it would feel like to have metal melt in your hands? You can now recreate that experience with gallium melting metal. Or you could take it to a third world country and convince them that you have super powers.
The Ninja Coat Hooks will transform your hallway into the scene of a Shanghai back street stand-off. Each metal Ninja Coat Hook has one corner cleverly engineered into a screw, which allows you to fix securely to your wall or door, whilst making it look like it has been hurled from the hands of a deadly Ninjitsu assassin.
Need a place to store your stash? Once you figure out the trick to unlocking this box, it will make the perfect hiding place for those little things you want to keep out of all prying, non-puzzling fingers! Also a perfect little wooden box to put a special gift in, if the recipient doesn't mind a little crafty brainwork to get it open and the goodies out!
Perfect to hide your definitely legal and non-drug related possessions. Great way to hide stuff in plain sight unless what you're trying to hide is barbasol. Very realistic looking, without picking them up and shaking them, there is no way to tell it's not the real thing. Made from genuine product containers.
Based on my experiences, this pepper spray is amazing. It's easy to whip out and use and is great for incapacitating any attacker. It has a 10 foot range and comes with a quick release key ring for easy accessibility. The formula is up to 86 percent hotter than other sprays and which will make anyone stop in their tracks. I could hardly move.
The handy little mini-pouch hooks onto a belt loop, the D-Ring of a backpack, the strap of a purse or whatever works for you. So compact, it fits anywhere without taking up any space. Anywhere you go, you are ready to unfold it to carry whatever you need to carry. Forget paper or plastic bags at the store, just use a Key Chain Convertible and know you are part of the solution.
Here's a problem, you wanna be a billionaire but you're not. Guess what? For a small fee you can have that feeling with the money toilet paper. You won't need a Rolex watch or a fancy car because everyone who visits your bathroom will instantly assume you're incredibly wealthy based on your money toilet paper.
This compass makes for a nice tool to carry around with you since it's lightweight. Also comes with a nice carrying case. If you find yourself hiking a lot in the wilderness or you simply have dementia and get lost a lot, this compass can literally be a life saver.
At 7,800,000 Volts this TERMINATOR brand stun gun is the highest voltage stun gun available. When shot, the stun gun makes a loud crackling sound that will be sure to initiate and draw attention to any potential attacker. It that's not enough, the jolt of the electric shot should do the trick bringing down an attack in at least 2 seconds. Full recovery takes about five to ten minutes.
Do you hate people sneaking up on you? Or are you just looking for an extra layer of security for your secret lair? Well you'll probably like the home door stop alarm. This alarm will go off when a door is opened pressing the doorstop which immediately will alert you to the presence of an intruder.
Take your thumb wresting career to the next level with this miniature ring. Pro Thumb Wrestling is a full-size, officially sanctioned professional thumb wrestling ring. All contenders must insert their thumbs through the opposite corner holes and come out wrestling. Wrestling rings come in four bright colors with color coordination.
Every day we listen to stories from our friends or acquaintances that are obviously embellished or not true. "Bro I totally benched for 350 the other day" - You wanna call bullshit but it can get tiring. That is why you need the bullshit button. Anytime you hear some over the top story or made-up statistic, just slam button as a way of letting your friend know you think what they're saying is bullshit.
Add some style to your place with this decorated brass incense burner. The burner has Indian style etched decorations on the sides so you KNOW it is authentic. Next time your guests come over, they will feel like they have been teleported to 1800's India! Your incense burner will be the talk of the town.
Brighten up your night with the glowing star pillow. This star shaped pillow will make you see pillows in a completely new light. This pillow will not judge you or put you down; it will always be there comfort you. Whether you're lying in bed or chilling on the couch, you can rest assured that this pillow is there to support you.
It's not the size of the tool but its versatility and how you use it. This is true for the 19 in 1 multi tool. It's lightweight enough to fit on a keychain and can transform into almost any tool to meet your needs. Your friends will be both impressed and envious as you are able to complete simple tasks and complex tasks all with your swiss 19 in 1 multi tool.
The Electroluminescent wire is 9 feet long and comes in number of colors such as white, blue, green, red, pink and purple. The wire can be battery powered or connected to an outlet. Great for Parties, Raves, Costumes & Decorations. The strobing wire simply draws attention.
This LED USB Laptop Cooler is designed with 1 built-in big fan and it can cool down the overall temperature and extend the life of your notebook. The USB Laptop Cooler is powered directly through USB port, no power adapter necessary. Designed with the clear plastic construction and four pink leg pads, with a big built-in fan in the middle of the cooler.
Take it where life takes you. The Inka pen is lightweight, watertight and built to withstand harsh environments. The pressurized ink cartridge ensures the pen will write wet or dry at any angle, any temperature, and any altitude. It has an innovative and multi-function design which allows it to be a quick-use pen and can transition into a full size writing instrument.
Connect your game console, laptop, computer, three year old child and any other HDMI enabled devices to your tv. The cable is 6.5 feet long. This cable allows you to share an Internet connection among multiple devices without the need for a separate Ethernet cable
Drinking by yourself can be considered sad and depressing. At least this is what my friends, family, and therapist tell me. Although I take this with a grain of salt since they are just haters. The spin the shot game makes drinking into a fun party activity. NOTE: Friends not included. So your experience may still be sad and depressing.
Watching TV can be enjoyable but sometimes moving your head is such a hassle. I know what you’re thinking, “just install a flat screen on the ceiling”. But if your room lacks a ceiling you know this isn’t possible. Bed prism spectacles are a great alternative. You can do both to a downward 90 degree angle not having to move your head at all.
With 100 8 inch premium glow sticks, you will be the coolest person at any rave. They come in 5 colors: Pink, Green, Blue, Yellow & Orange and glow for 8-10 hours. They also come with connectors allowing you to transform each stick to bracelets or necklaces. Wear them to a job interview and you'll be sure to get hired.
These prank gift boxes look like the real thing. If you need to give a gift to someone, put it in the prank box and watch their expression as they open their gift thinking you just got them a “Sleep Hood.” For once, you can disappoint your loved ones on purpose and it will be funny.
This ultra-light, durable and precision crafted 6-in-1 mini-tool has a straight knife blade and a serrated cutting surface, a flat screwdriver, a Phillips screwdriver, a micro-sized screwdriver, and a bottle opener, and weighs in at an amazing 0.5 oz. The tool makes minor repairs, assemblies, installations, and hundreds of jobs an easy undertaking. The quick-release design easily snaps to your key ring.
Chalkboard Contact Paper lets you turn anything into a writing surface with this self-adhesive chalkboard. Perfect for home, school, or office. Cut to any shape and size. Peel position and reposition. Write and wipe. It's easy to apply, easy to remove and easy to keep clean. Tough, durable and repels stains.
Place under sunlight or bright artificial light and watch this gadget go! About the size of a quarter, this toy considers itself to be the world's smallest solar powered car. The Mini Solar Racer is a helpful tool to demonstrate both the abilities of solar power and the advancements in technology that allow a solar powered car to be made to such a significantly small size.
These baby redwood trees are 7 - 8 inches from the roots and can grow up to 2 feet in a year. Redwoods are one of the tallest species of trees in the world with some growing up to 200 feet tall. They use sunlight very efficiently and can grow in the shade. But you probably knew all this already.
This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier.
Create a nice laid back atmosphere with this unique light bulb. It’s great for parties. People will definitely be sure to remember your place if you have these bulbs. Ever since I started using them my circle of friends has doubled. People have started treating me with respect and women have begun to notice me.
You're in a back alley and a mugger approaches you. You have several options. You can either give in to his demands, you can break down into tears and soil yourself. OR, if you have the ninja knives set you can make him regret every single decision he's ever made until this point and defend yourself with honor like a true ninja.
This mini microscope can magnify 45x and it comes with a convenient carrying case. If you're a fan of looking at things, than this microscope is for you! It comes with a mini illuminator too which makes looking at things even easier than before. Look at plants, look at bugs, look at birds, look at thugs! There is no limit to what you can look at!
Precise surface enhances the precision of optical mice at fast speeds. This battery saving design extends the battery life of wireless mice up to 50%. The bottom of the pad features 3M repositionable adhesive, allowing it to be securely fastened to and removed from flat surfaces again and again.
Make your alcohol addiction fun with the crystal skull shot glass. Made from hand blown crystal clear borosilicate glass this glass holds 2.5 ounces. With alcohol inside, this glass is guaranteed to get you drunk. Nothing screams badass like drinking from a crystal skull shot glass.
This hilarious slingshot monkey screams while you fling it through the air. It's a great way to get someone's attention. Need to get your professor's attention in a class filled with dozens of students? Why not simply fling a flying screaming monkey at him/her? You will get their attention and everyone in the class will laugh and think you're very cool for owning a flying monkey.
Ever wondered what it would be like to go sky diving or cruise around the country on a motorcycle with the wind blowing in your hair? Now you can have exactly the same sensation with the portable usb fan. When it comes to blowing air, this fan it incredible! You'll feel like you're outside without the hassle of having to actually go outside.
The number one problem with hand sanitizers these days are that they are just not funny. Sure, most of them remove 99.99999 percent of germs. But they do they make you laugh? For me this is a deal breaker. These funny hand sanitizers are great for making people think you are funny.
The bond that can develop between a man and his praying mantis is a unique one that can transcend time and space itself. If that doesn't make any sense to you, it's probably because you've never owned a praying mantis (or done lots of drugs). Also, despite their name, praying mantises are pretty cool about not forcing their religious views on you.
A caffeine showershock is the ultimate clean buzz. Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. Good gift to give to a friend when you want them to shower but don't want to make it obvious that you think they smell bad.
Just a few shakes and these crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire, indoors or out. Ideal for fireplaces, campfires and fire pits; one application lasts up to 30 minutes. Starting a fire has never been so fun! The perfect gift for the pyromaniac in your life.
A recent study conducted by me found that 83% of people have difficulty locating the toilet at night when they have to relieve themselves. 100% of the people in the survey were also surprised to find me in their bathroom conducting this survey. With this Glow in the Dark Strip, never worry about turning on the lights in the middle of the night to use the bathroom again.
There's an emergency; you have a cigarette that needs to bit lit but no flame in sight. Your friend offers you a lighter but are you really going to use some boring non-novelty lighter? If you have any respect for yourself the answer is no. That's when you whip out your fire extinguisher lighter. The fire extinguisher lighter makes smoking cool.
Instantly add motion-activated light for security and safety - indoors or out. Infrared technology senses both movement and heat for less false activation. It's lightweight and is wireless so you can install almost anywhere. The motion sensor emits a super bright LED white light which startles unwanted visitors but also provides safe entrance and room lighting for family and guests. Has 100,000 hour battery life.
Do you enjoy cupcakes to the extent that you wish you could brush your teeth with them? If you do, you probably have some health issues. But with this cupcake flavored toothpaste, bad teeth won't be one of them.
Sick of not being called on by your professor when you raise your hand in class? No need to resort to verbal threats or physical violence, just simply get some LED gloves. There's no doubt that your hand will stand out amongst the crowd of your peers and your teacher won’t be able to help but call on you.
It is no secret that drinking coffee can be extremely stressful. You have worry that you do not spill it on yourself and you need drink in a timely manner to make sure it does not get cold. Well, now you can keep your favorite mug of coffee, tea or cocoa hot anytime. Convenient on/off switch with on light indicator. Extended cord length to use almost anywhere.
Many people know that ladybugs are good for gardens since they eat many disgusting pests. Just release them around sundown and you will have a swarm of lady bugs defending your garden. What many people don't know about ladybugs however is that they are also the official currency of Peru.
Transform your room into a planetarium. This kit comes with 150 stars in a galaxy of sizes and safe, re-useable adhesive putty. A star chart is included, so you can create classic constellations or make your own astronomical arrangements. Whatever twinkles your star! These stars last very long and they're rechargeable so they won't wear out.
This 7 port USB 2.0 Hub has individual power switches for the energy conscious human being. Capabilities include hot plug and play, meaning you will not have to restart your computer to enable each device. This product will allow you to charge your devices as well as transfer data between them. Get yours today and save!
No match? No lighter? No problem. You'll be able to start fires wherever you go with this emergency fire starter. You'll feel just like the Human Torch from Fantastic Four except without the ability to fly and all the other powers he has. The utility to make fire on a whim without a match or lighter can really come in handy especially if you're an arsonist or just a run of the mill pyromaniac.
Plugging into the docking port of your iPhone, it taps into the iOS device for the juice needed to keep it powered. The fan has a twisting feature that can let you point it in two different directions, depending on which way you want to hold your phone when you use it. The iPhone Dock Fan's blades are made from soft urethane plastic that so you can't cut your skin.
This is an Uzi style single shot, cock and shoot spring loaded airsoft gun made by Double Eagle. Shoots around 200 FPS. Magazine Hold 18 Rounds. NOTE: Even though this is not a real weapon, DON'T carve Arabic writing into it and bring it on an airplane. You don't want to make the same mistake I did.
"Is that a cassette?" "NOPE. It's a cassette Iphone case you idiot!" - This is the kind of interaction you'll be able to have with people if you own this case. This cover will keep your Apple products protected and disguised as a cassette. It will also be sure to prevent theft as people will mistake your expensive Apple product for an outdated cassette.
This cleaning putty is made out of a patented, high tech cleaning compound. Non-toxic and biodegradable, it is designed to get deep into all the cracks and crevices on any item or device. The cleaning putty is effective at removing 99.99% of harmful particles that live on everyday surfaces and it is fun and easy to use.
The rules are simple. Pass the Party Roulette Revolver (with a balloon in place) to a friend. Your friend cocks the hammer and then pulls the trigger (hoping to take a shot without popping the balloon). If the balloon doesn’t pop, the Party Roulette Revolver gets passed to the next person. The anticipation of the BIG BANG – if the balloon pops – it's amazing!
Sometimes we get bored in the bathroom and we need something to do. Some people play games on their cellphone or take selfies for Instagram but those have gotten stale for me. The toilet golf game lets me work on my golf stroke so I can better network with upper management.
We've all encountered times where we're stuck in a conversation with someone we don't want to talk to. They start talking to us and the conversation just seems to go on and on and you just don't know how to end it. Stink bombs provide a great way to get out of the situation without being rude. Perfect for everyday use.
The guitar-inspired ice cube maker offers loads of fun and laughs. Made from pure food-grade silicone, the ice maker features stir sticks resembling the arm of a guitar. Once frozen, the stir sticks complete the look and give users a way to stir beverages and cocktails. Jazz up your next party with a set of these ice cubes and be sure to pick up a set as a gift for your next gift-giving occasion.
These color changing birthday candles are great for adding fun and merriment to any birthday party! They will lighten the mood and make you forget that you are slowly inching closer to death and the darkness of an eternal abyss.
Are you the type of person who likes to betray the trust of their friends all for a cheap laugh? Well, then these shock pens will be perfect for you. Why? Let's just say when someone tries to use the pen they will be in for a shocking surprise. I guess you could say it will be an electrifying experience. They will get quite a jolt from these prank pens. You get where I'm going with this?
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. Great for pranks. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
Add some pizzaz to your faucet with the LED color faucet. The water changes colors from red to blue based on the temperature. A person's faucet says a lot about them. What does yours say about you? Owning this color changing faucet will be a way of telling people "I'm hip and I enjoy watching the color of the water change as I wash my hands".
Make your shots stand out. These glow in the dark shot glasses are also helpful to orient yourself in the dark when you and your guests are completely wasted. Great for children’s parties and other fun events.
This mini LED USB lamp light is flexible and easy to install. Simply plug it into the USB slot and you will have your laptop-mounted lamp light. It's especially handy for those who like to work at night. The flexible chord makes illuminating your keyboard very easy.
Like me, you have probably wondered, "Man, how can I get more people to pay attention to my feet?" I already wear ridiculously flamboyant shoes but that wasn't enough. These LED shoe laces got me exactly the attention I wanted. Now when I walk in a room people notice me. These light up shoelaces simply command respect.
I know what you're thinking, "Hold on a sec, is that an ice cube tray shaped like the Titanic!? I didn't think that it was possible!" Well it is! We've finally mastered the technology. Now you can recreate the horrific Titanic crash of 1912 inside a cold beverage.
The special secret coating gives you "rear vision". These specially made sunglasses have a mirror on each side allowing you to see what's going on behind you. Very cool sunglasses for any age. Keep an eye on what's going behind your back at all times. You can also use them as cool looking sunglasses. UV400 meets general purpose UV requirements
In Japan, the formal process of courtship involves breaking a Kit Kat bar and giving a piece to a girl, boy, or cardboard cutout of an anime character. This ritual dates back hundreds of years in Japanese history. The "Give me a break" Kit Kat jingle is based off of a translation of a Japanese folk song about two star crossed lovers who end up murdering their families to be together.
Normally I am skeptical of any product that is not in English but this game surprised me. It has it all -- colors, numbers, shapes. I have many fond memories of playing this at school before authorities found out I was sneaking into schools to play UNO.
Headphone chord tangling is possibly one of today's greatest first world problems. Every day people struggle to untangle their mp3 headphones after a listening session. Some brought to tears by the difficulty of such an endeavor. Well, not anymore! The Nite Headphone organizer is a very useful product which prevents headphone chords from tangling.
Ever since I've started using the selfie remote the likes on my selfies have increased 17%. This has led me to more friendships and a better overall quality of life. My self-esteem and self-worth are now through the roof. I attribute my new found happiness to the selfie-remote (and anti-depressants).
Have you ever felt that there was something missing in your life? As if there was some sort of emptiness inside of you? Like you lack a purpose? It's probably because you don't have LED valve caps on your vehicle. Or you could be clinically depressed. Either way, these LED caps will fix that for you and add purpose to your life. Works with car/bicycle/motorcycle.
Use the Mini Keychain Universal Remote to control up to 500 brands of televisions. This item is easy to program and works within a few seconds. Simply point and hold the mute button to program. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.
Not sure how to get the attention of that attractive lady at the end of the bar? Sure you could buy her a drink, or walk up to her. But tons of guys already do that, she won't be impressed. Launch bottles at her with this bottle cap launcher to get her attention. It will tell her that you're confident and bold, yet very immature. A winning combination.
It's tough for mushrooms fans out there to show their appreciation for mushrooms. We are a class of people that have been ignored for far too long. However, with the recent supreme court rulings, we are starting to see our country becoming more progressive, appreciation for mushrooms is becoming more acceptable. Now we no longer have to hide in the dark with these mushroom lamps.
Simply push the button and enjoy! This 7" Strobe Stick lights up in 6 different selectable modes! It can be used for strobing, flashing, fading and has 4 different possible LED colors. Each stick also comes with a neon rainbow colored cord which makes this item easy to carry, wear and use. This product is a hit on the dance floor and at parties.
This survival bracelet enables you to carry several feet of Para-Cord that can be used in an emergency for countless survival applications. Basically, every inch of your wrist diameter equals approximately one foot of Para-Cord. We use 5/8" curved side release buckles for maximum comfort, convenience and strength.
Spray it, don't squeeze it. Stem is designed to allow a cook to spray juice directly from a citrus fruit. No longer do you have to cut and squeeze your fruit to get the juice out like a common cook. Why work hard when with only one finger you can now spray citrus juice on your favorite foods evenly.
The Scalp Massager will send tingling sensations from scalp to toes and transport you to a more relaxing place. The custom fit fingers will bend to fit your head. Gently raise and lower the Scalp Massager for a relaxing massage. The smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp. Use it on your knee joints, elbows, ankles and scalp.
Meet a powerful man who is more than a boring power outlet. Perfect for home, school or office, his legs and arms have three-prong sockets with enough room even for the biggest adapter. He features a circuit breaker switch and grounded plugs for safety, and is a fun alternative to the standard, clunky multi-plug.
This handy tool comes with 11 useful functions and is small enough to fit in your pocket. If you often find yourself in situations where you need a can opener, knife edge, screwdriver, ruler, cap opener, 4-position wrench, butterfly screw wrench, saw blade, direction ancillary wrench, 2-position wrench all at the same time than this survival pocket tool will be a life saver.
Gameboys are officially back in style. At least cases shaped like them, are. This case keeps your iPhone 5 safe and protected in style. Snap-on case is designed to offer all-around external surface protection to your phone without compromising usability. Provides easy access to all functions without having to remove the case. Case is shock absorbent and shatterproof.
This James Bond-esque key knife is perfect for getting you out of tough situations. Imagine you’re in a dark alley one night just minding your own business and suddenly, you are approached by some deviant. Your heart trembles. He politely demands you help him open a letter of his, but with no key shaped knife you end up looking like a fool!
Illuminate any room with style. Use this LED light bulb to choose from between 15 different colors and effects like flash,strobe, and dim. A remote is included which allows you to change the color whenever you want. I installed one in my room so that the lighting would match how I feel on the inside. I've kept it turned off ever since.
This speaker will transform your boring Iphone into a speakerphone allowing you to play music out loud wherever you go. Forgot about hiring a band or DJ at your wedding! No worries, you were smart and bought the portable Iphone speaker AMP. Too bad you left your Iphone at home though. No external power needed. 13db amplified. Functions well in hand free mode.
Nature provides this remarkable plant with "traps" to lure and capture its food. The traps are covered inside by tiny hairs and a sticky sweet smelling substance attractive to insects. When an insect touches the trigger hair, the trap is activated and closes around its victim. After digestion of its meal (which takes several days), the trap will open again for a new catch.
This LED light bulb can illuminate any room with a number of different colors. The bulb come with many cool effects such as slowly fading between colors and strobing. A remote is included which alows you to change the color whenever you want. I installed one in my room so that the lighting in my room would match how I feel on the inside. I've kept it turned off ever since
Use the micro sonic grenade to prank your friends. Set the timer to 5, 30, or 60 seconds then hide or throw the grenade near your target. Stand back and watch as your victim is startled by the loud micro sonic grenade and then becomes annoyed trying to find the source of the noise. Truly hilarious! Siren is 110-115 decibels, about the loudness of a sandblaster or power saw.
This neat product emits random wave bolts which are fun to look at. Once you activate the music mode though, that's when the party gets started! Your neighbors will flock to your house to see your plasma ball and dance to the music. Even old friends from high school will begin to contact you again and ask to come over.
An extremely small and super-bright light, easy-to-access flashlight for everyday tasks at work or at home. With a non-rotating snap hook for attaching to key rings, backpacks, clothing, and more, the Nano Light features a high-intensity, 100,000-hour LED that will last up to eight hours.
Black water water will change the way you drink water and make sure to leave you satisfied when regular water just won't do! Naturally black in color, Blk Beverages Spring Water's formula binds to the molecules of Blk Beverages pure Canadian Spring Water turning it naturally black, with no artificial dyes, coloring, or additives. Once you go black you'll never go back.
The Spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A black light is located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Perfect for writing down secret messages, or keeping a catalogue of all of your Internet passwords.
These bubbles glow under a UV light! Watch as you blow huge bubbles that glow a wild shade of blue, that ignites into a light producing bubble! This stuff literally makes invisible light visible for everyone to see, it's almost like they produce their own light. Tekno Bubbles have been in use for years in commercial applications at nightclubs, amusement parks, etc.
Instead of charging your usb devices from your computer, now you can charge from your outlets. The USB basic wall charger allows you to power usb devices from any power outlet. Small, portable size lets you take it anywhere you go. Outlet prongs fold up when not in use. Red LED lights when connected to power.
Place this privacy screen on your phone so others can't see what you're viewing on your phone while at the same time protecting your phone from dust, dirt, and other hazards. Using microlouver privacy technology, you'll have a full clear view of your screen, while strangers next to you will see a dark/blank screen.
Produced since 1917, the gyroscope has been a classic educational toy for generations. It continues to fascinate young and old alike with its mysterious force that seems to defy gravity. This is an excellent tool to teach gyroscopic inertia. Gyroscope technology is used in numerous applications of everyday life; can you name some?
We've all been there before. We want to play Frisbee but it's 2 in the morning and it's pitch black outside. That's unfortunate since you already have a group friends assembled who want to play. I guess everyone will just leave disappointed. Or will they? Not if you have this glow in the dark Frisbee. You will be able to play nighttime Frisbee till your heart's desire.
Is that radioactive toxic sludge? Nope, just a regular soft drink in a biohazard cup. Pour any liquid inside and it will look like you're holding radioactive waste in your hand. This cup is great if you wanna fool your friends into drinking biohazard material or if you legitimately have biohazard material you want to store.
If you own and carry a watch and an Ipod nano on you, you're wasting valuable body space. With the nano Ipod watch, you'll be able to kill two birds with one stone. Moreover, you'll also be able to accomplish two tasks with one item. This watch is incredibly stylish and allows you to show off the fact that you own an Ipod nano.
Add some flair to your shower with the runny nose gel dispenser. Just squeeze the nose, and gel will ooze out from the right nostril. Refilling can be easily done by unscrewing the cap at the back. It is easy to attach on tiles with three suction cups at the back. This shower dispenser will be sure to provide hours of entertainment.
This inflatable outdoor chair / pillow with a ground sheet, perfect for the beach, picnics, camping or anywhere outdoors. It has great ergonomics with a back-support function and has three different angles giving you three different positions: sitting up, reclining and lying down. It is lightweight and inflatable, easy to carry and easy to use.
Finally, an easy way to write notes while taking a shower. Anyone who has tried writing a ransom note while showering will tell you how frustrating it can be. The paper gets all soggy and the ink doesn’t stay on and it just makes you look like an amateur. It’s a real hassle. The waterproof notepad fixes this inconvenience.
This Star Projector Lights Lamp can help you put the universe back home. 1000's of galaxies and stars will appear in your living room or bedroom. Amazing Projector Lights will not only contribute to the astronomical popularity of your child and enhance his/her capacity for science, but it can also be used by you to create a romantic surprise.
Thwart potential attackers with this car alarm key chain camera. Nothing a thief hates more than having his video taken during attempted robbery. Small and discreet, this camera is very convenient to have with you on the off chance you have the opportunity to film Big Foot.
Frustrated with having to use so many different chargers for your 10 different cell phones??? Why do you even have 10 cell phones? Whatever. This universal phone charger will allow you to connect all your phones to one usb. Use this 10-in-1 universal charger to make people love you.
Use this mini universal remote key chain to control up to 500 different television brands. This item is easy to program and works within seconds. Have the power to watch what you want, when you want to, and where you want to. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.
This charging station has 6 integrated AC outlets, 4 USB ports, all with overload, short-circuit, and full surge protection to keep your electronics nice and safe. Also includes an Ipod charging dock at the top and an adjustable night light.
This electronic lighter does not have a flame so you can light up in any weather regardless of the wind. No more having to worry about refills since you can just recharge your lighter by USB. This lighter is much safer than standard lighters due to the lack of fire which makes it a great gift for kids of all ages (cool kids that is).
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This handy headphone adapter splits line into 5 ports and connects up to five headphones to one device for sharing music. Also has five jacks for attaching headphones or iPod devices. Comes in different fashionable colors. Friends not included.
Splitterbot is a little robot that connects to your key chain and allows you to plug in two headphones into your phone or mp3 player. This device is convenient when you and a friend want to listen to music but want to each use your own ear buds. Disclaimer: This product requires friends to be useful.
Don't get caught off guard the next time someone throws a plastic rubber ball at you. You want to be ready so you can go over and assault them in a violent rage. This agility trainer will take your reflexes to the next level. Makes for a perfect gift for grandma.
This mouse pad comes with 4 built in USB ports allowing you to power your devices and transfer data. Way more convenient then having to plug in your USB devices to the back of your computer. The mouse pad can also be illuminated so you don't have worry about losing it at night.
Are you the type of person that is constantly wondering how you can make your cat's life a living nightmare? Did you wake up this morning and ask yourself “Gee how can I possibly humiliate Ms. Fluffypuss even more than I have? He’s already wearing an ugly sweater but that’s not enough” Well this inflatable unicorn horn will do the trick. But don’t be surprised if he tries to murder you.
You love your morning coffee but sometimes it's just too much trouble to sir? Just press a button and this mug will stir itself. At a certain point in my life I made a New Year’s resolution to stop using teaspoons since they were getting me into too much trouble. This mug really made life easier during that point.
This portable battery is solar powered, allowing you to charge your phone purely on the energy from the sun. Great for those when you’re stuck in the desert or often find yourself stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. May also be charged via usb.