Being able to accept who you are is an important quality. Once you learn to do that, you won't get hung up on criticism from friends, police officers, psychologists, society at large (i.e. haters). This shirt lets people know that you are not perfect, and don't intend to be a better person. Continue reading

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fidget-cube

The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course. Continue reading

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led-aroma-diffuser

This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth. Continue reading

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universal-megnetic-car-mount

This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier. Continue reading

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water-proof-led-watch

This electronic watch is both stylish and minimalist. It is waterproof, shock resistant, and has an LED display. It can set alarms and tell you the time and date. The only thing it can't do is tell you is why your group friends sometimes hang out with without you. Continue reading

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gift-of-nothing

A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you. Continue reading

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Remote Control Tarantula
remote controlled tarantula
Do you have a friend who is scared of spiders? Why not scare the bajesus out of them with this realistic-looking remote control tarantula. This creepy critter has light-up eyes and a furry texture. Tarantula scurries across any flat, smooth surface with spider-like leg movement. Use the two-button remote control to rotate its movement.

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Spy Camcorder Sunglasses
Covert spy glasses wih hidden camera for spies
These glasses are perfect for the freelance spy who is on a budget. 2 GB internal memory, allows up to 5 hours of video recording. Memory slot for extended memory. Charge via USB. Endorsed by the KGB! (not really)

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Amazon Deals of the Day
Everyday Amazon lists limited time deals usually only lasting a few hours. These are not ordinary deals though, these are the type of deals you take home to your parents and eventually start a family with. Limit 1 per person.
Cards Against Humanity
cards against humanity box set
Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

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Wall Mounted Aquarium Tank
wall monted fish tank
“Elegance”, “Class”, “Fish bowl”, these are just a few words that can be used to describe this wall mounted aquarium tank. Your fish will be the talk of the town with this bowl.

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Headphone Headband
man wearing headphone headband
You want to wear a fashionable headband but you can't live without your headphones? We can all relate to this dilemma. Here's a perfect solution - headband with built-in removable headphones. Superior sound quality, so cushy and comfortable you can go to sleep with it.

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LED Flickering Candles
Colorful LED flickering candles
These electronic candles are perfect for cult meetings that require candle light for satanic ritual sacrifices. I have had great experiences with them and the other members were very delighted by them. Definitely a cost effective alternative to buying candles for each ritual. If only there was a cheaper alternative to pigs' blood then we’d really be set lol!

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Portable Door Lock
portable addalock door lock
The portable door lock is ideal if you find you need additional security and privacy. It can be installed in seconds with no tools required on any door that has hinges and opens inwards. Take it from me, you don't want to risk the embarrassment of having someone walk in on you while wearing a cat suit and licking yourself.

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Airzooka Air Gun
air-blaster
The Airzooka is a great way to blow air in people's faces without having the immediate risk of getting punched in the face. Blasts a ball of air up to 20 ft. Also great as self-defense weapon if you find yourself attacked by a rowdy group of butterflies.

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Compact Portable Charger
Anker charger
This handy accessory acts as a portable charger. Just charge it up, and use it for later to charge your phone or other electronics on the go. The compact charger is lightweight and only takes two hours to fully charge. Comes with travel pouch, micro USB cable, and 18 month warranty.

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Popup Sponge Soap
Popup soap sponge
Sometimes improving ourselves requires a little inner reflection. Why don’t I have enough friends? Why isn’t the opposite sex attracted to me? Well, it could be because your sponges are dull and boring (or if you talk to my therapist, a terrible personality). Pop up sponge soap will add extra flavor to your personality.

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World's Strongest Coffee
death-wish-worlds-strongest-coffee
Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual.

$19.99

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Multi-Purpose Fitness Bar
pullup-bar
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie.

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Life Straw
Lifestraw Water Filter
This award winning life straw filters out 99.999% of bacteria. Yeah, no big deal. I personally bring mine with me wherever I go. Great way to save money on buying water if you're out with friends and there is some contaminated water nearby.

$19.95

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Remote Control Helicopter
syma remote control yellow hellicopter
This remote control helicopter flies a good 30 feet in the air. Great to carry around with you in case you get bored and want to amuse yourself. Whether your waiting at a bus stop or attending a funeral, once you whip out this bad boy others will see you and want to join in on the fun.

$19.79

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