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Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb. Continue reading

$20.00

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This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button. Continue reading

$14.99

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pullup-bar

This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie. Continue reading

$19.99

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Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual. Continue reading

$18.97

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you-have-been-poisoned-shot-glas

The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately. Continue reading

$14.99

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You know what they say about stoves, the smaller the better. For me, the large size of stoves has always been one of my top three complaints about them. This stoves however, only weighs3.9 pounds packed in case. The ultra light portable stove is the stove of the future. Continue reading

$9.99

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Dinosaur Lamp
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Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb.

$20.00

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Boogie Board eWriter
boogie-board-writer-in-use
This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button.

$14.99

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Amazon Deals of the Day
Everyday Amazon lists limited time deals usually only lasting a few hours. These are not ordinary deals though, these are the type of deals you take home to your parents and eventually start a family with. Limit 1 per person.
Multi-Purpose Fitness Bar
pullup-bar
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie.

$19.99

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World's Strongest Coffee
death-wish-worlds-strongest-coffee
Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual.

$18.97

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You Have Just Been Poisoned Glass
you-have-been-poisoned-shot-glas
The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately.

$14.99

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Ultra Light Portable Stove
etekcity-ultralight-portable-camping-stoves-in-hand
You know what they say about stoves, the smaller the better. For me, the large size of stoves has always been one of my top three complaints about them. This stoves however, only weighs3.9 pounds packed in case. The ultra light portable stove is the stove of the future.

$9.99

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Prank Gift Box
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These prank gift boxes look like the real thing. If you need to give a gift to someone, put it in the prank box and watch their expression as they open their gift thinking you just got them a “Sleep Hood.” For once, you can disappoint your loved ones on purpose and it will be funny.

$7.45

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Holiday Adult Coloring Book
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Sometimes touching base and networking with upper management can be tiresome. If you’re looking for a way to relax without stealing money to buy prescription drugs, try this adult coloring book. There are curse words in it so you know it is cool. This is also a great gift for young kids if you are worried about them ending up lame.

$9.99

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Keychain Bottle Cap Launcher
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Not sure how to get the attention of that attractive lady at the end of the bar? Sure you could buy her a drink, or walk up to her. But tons of guys already do that, she won't be impressed. Launch bottles at her with this bottle cap launcher to get her attention. It will tell her that you're confident and bold, yet very immature. A winning combination.

$2.69

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UNO
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Normally I am skeptical of any product that is not in English but this game surprised me. It has it all -- colors, numbers, shapes. I have many fond memories of playing this at school before authorities found out I was sneaking into schools to play UNO.

$5.95

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USB Rechargeable Batteries
Sick of constantly paying for batteries? Well if stealing isn't your thing, these USB batteries will do the trick. These batteries charge themselves via USB and can be used over and over again. These batteries are also great for the environment. I threw all my extra batteries in a lake.

$19.95

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LED Mushroom Lamp
glowing mushroom lamp
It's tough for mushrooms fans out there to show their appreciation for mushrooms. We are a class of people that have been ignored for far too long. However, with the recent supreme court rulings, we are starting to see our country becoming more progressive, appreciation for mushrooms is becoming more acceptable. Now we no longer have to hide in the dark with these mushroom lamps.

$1.96

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Praying Mantis Eggs
green praying mantis
The bond that can develop between a man and his praying mantis is a unique one that can transcend time and space itself. If that doesn't make any sense to you, it's probably because you've never owned a praying mantis (or done lots of drugs). Also, despite their name, praying mantises are pretty cool about not forcing their religious views on you.

$5.00

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Social Network Shower Curtains
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These wacky shower curtains are sure to impress your friends. Watching their reactions when they see these hysterical shower curtains is priceless! Just be sure that your friends are okay with you watching them in the bathroom. I’ve learned the hard way that some people can be touchy about this.

$16.71

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