fidget-cube

The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course. Continue reading

$1.79

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led-aroma-diffuser

This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth. Continue reading

$19.95

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This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier. Continue reading

$7.99

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water-proof-led-watch

This electronic watch is both stylish and minimalist. It is waterproof, shock resistant, and has an LED display. It can set alarms and tell you the time and date. The only thing it can't do is tell you is why your group friends sometimes hang out with without you. Continue reading

$12.99

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gift-of-nothing

A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you. Continue reading

$6.42

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dinosaur-LED-lamp

Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb. Continue reading

$20.00

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Fidget Cube
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The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course.

$1.79

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Color Changing LED Aroma Diffuser
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This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth.

$19.95

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Amazon Deals of the Day
Everyday Amazon lists limited time deals usually only lasting a few hours. These are not ordinary deals though, these are the type of deals you take home to your parents and eventually start a family with. Limit 1 per person.
Universal Magnetic Phone Car Mount
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This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier.

$7.99

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Waterproof LED Watch
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This electronic watch is both stylish and minimalist. It is waterproof, shock resistant, and has an LED display. It can set alarms and tell you the time and date. The only thing it can't do is tell you is why your group friends sometimes hang out with without you.

$12.99

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Gift of Nothing
gift-of-nothing
A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you.

$6.42

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Dinosaur Lamp
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Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb.

$20.00

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Boogie Board eWriter
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This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button.

$14.99

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Multi-Purpose Fitness Bar
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This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie.

$19.99

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World's Strongest Coffee
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Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual.

$18.97

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You Have Just Been Poisoned Glass
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The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately.

$14.99

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Ultra Light Portable Stove
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You know what they say about stoves, the smaller the better. For me, the large size of stoves has always been one of my top three complaints about them. This stoves however, only weighs3.9 pounds packed in case. The ultra light portable stove is the stove of the future.

$9.99

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Prank Gift Box
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These prank gift boxes look like the real thing. If you need to give a gift to someone, put it in the prank box and watch their expression as they open their gift thinking you just got them a “Sleep Hood.” For once, you can disappoint your loved ones on purpose and it will be funny.

$7.45

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Holiday Adult Coloring Book
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Sometimes touching base and networking with upper management can be tiresome. If you’re looking for a way to relax without stealing money to buy prescription drugs, try this adult coloring book. There are curse words in it so you know it is cool. This is also a great gift for young kids if you are worried about them ending up lame.

$9.99

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Keychain Bottle Cap Launcher
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Not sure how to get the attention of that attractive lady at the end of the bar? Sure you could buy her a drink, or walk up to her. But tons of guys already do that, she won't be impressed. Launch bottles at her with this bottle cap launcher to get her attention. It will tell her that you're confident and bold, yet very immature. A winning combination.

$2.69

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