Being able to accept who you are is an important quality. Once you learn to do that, you won't get hung up on criticism from friends, police officers, psychologists, society at large (i.e. haters). This shirt lets people know that you are not perfect, and don't intend to be a better person. Continue reading

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fidget-cube

The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course. Continue reading

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led-aroma-diffuser

This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth. Continue reading

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universal-megnetic-car-mount

This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier. Continue reading

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water-proof-led-watch

This electronic watch is both stylish and minimalist. It is waterproof, shock resistant, and has an LED display. It can set alarms and tell you the time and date. The only thing it can't do is tell you is why your group friends sometimes hang out with without you. Continue reading

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gift-of-nothing

A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you. Continue reading

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Head Massager
head massager
The Scalp Massager will send tingling sensations from scalp to toes and transport you to a more relaxing place. The custom fit fingers will bend to fit your head. Gently raise and lower the Scalp Massager for a relaxing massage. The smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp. Use it on your knee joints, elbows, ankles and scalp.

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LED Valve Cap
LED tire cap
Have you ever felt that there was something missing in your life? As if there was some sort of emptiness inside of you? Like you lack a purpose? It's probably because you don't have LED valve caps on your vehicle. Or you could be clinically depressed. Either way, these LED caps will fix that for you and add purpose to your life. Works with car/bicycle/motorcycle.

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High Precision Gaming Mouse
cobra glowing gaming mouse
Ever since I've started using this mouse I've noticed my precision increase substantially. No longer am I accidentally liking Facebook photos at 2 in the morning. This mouse also has a blue glow which I appreciate since my last mouse was lacking in the blue glow department.

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1500 Lady Bugs
Group of ladybugs
Many people know that ladybugs are good for gardens since they eat many disgusting pests. Just release them around sundown and you will have a swarm of lady bugs defending your garden. What many people don't know about ladybugs however is that they are also the official currency of Peru.

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World's Smallest Solar Powered Car
World's Smallest Solar Powered Car
Place under sunlight or bright artificial light and watch this gadget go! About the size of a quarter, this toy considers itself to be the world's smallest solar powered car. The Mini Solar Racer is a helpful tool to demonstrate both the abilities of solar power and the advancements in technology that allow a solar powered car to be made to such a significantly small size.

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Faceless LED Digital Watch
Faceless LED lava bracelet watch
The future is here people and it has arrived in the form of an LED digital bracelet watch. That’s right. You’ll never have to live the disappointing miserable life of not owning a digital bracelet watch. This revolutionary piece of technology is not only stylish but it will completely change the way you read time.

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Rainbow Flame Crystals
mystical fire rainbow flame crystals
Just a few shakes and these crystals will produce spectacular blue-green flames in any wood fire, indoors or out. Ideal for fireplaces, campfires and fire pits; one application lasts up to 30 minutes. Starting a fire has never been so fun! The perfect gift for the pyromaniac in your life.

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Mini Wireless Keyboard w/Touchpad
mini wireless keyboard with touchpad mouse
This keyboard is a great accessory for your laptop, pc, or gaming system. Its small, compact frame allows you to carry it anywhere and maintain full control of your system. Imagine having a full size keyboard and mouse in the palm of your hand! Also includes a built-in laser pointer.

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Multi-Color LED Light Bulb /w Remote
Color Changing Light Bulb With Remote
Illuminate any room with style. Use this LED light bulb to choose from between 15 different colors and effects like flash,strobe, and dim. A remote is included which allows you to change the color whenever you want. I installed one in my room so that the lighting would match how I feel on the inside. I've kept it turned off ever since.

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Fidget Cube
fidget-cube
The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course.

$1.79

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Precision Battery Saving Mouse Pad
battery saving mousepad
Precise surface enhances the precision of optical mice at fast speeds. This battery saving design extends the battery life of wireless mice up to 50%. The bottom of the pad features 3M repositionable adhesive, allowing it to be securely fastened to and removed from flat surfaces again and again.

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Emergency Fire Starter
emergency fire starter
No match? No lighter? No problem. You'll be able to start fires wherever you go with this emergency fire starter. You'll feel just like the Human Torch from Fantastic Four except without the ability to fly and all the other powers he has. The utility to make fire on a whim without a match or lighter can really come in handy especially if you're an arsonist or just a run of the mill pyromaniac.

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Shot Glass Roulette
shot glass routlette drinking set
Shot glass roulette is a fun game for parties. Includes 16 numbered shot glasses and 2 metal roulette balls. This game is fun for the whole family (unless your family consists of devout Mormons, then maybe not so much).

$10.99

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Spy Camcorder Sunglasses
Covert spy glasses wih hidden camera for spies
These glasses are perfect for the freelance spy who is on a budget. 2 GB internal memory, allows up to 5 hours of video recording. Memory slot for extended memory. Charge via USB. Endorsed by the KGB! (not really)

$23.64

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Universal Mobile Phone Charger
USB cell phone/computer charger
Frustrated with having to use so many different chargers for your 10 different cell phones??? Why do you even have 10 cell phones? Whatever. This universal phone charger will allow you to connect all your phones to one usb. Use this 10-in-1 universal charger to make people love you.

$2.40

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