Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb. Continue reading
This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button. Continue reading
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie. Continue reading
Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual. Continue reading
The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately. Continue reading
You know what they say about stoves, the smaller the better. For me, the large size of stoves has always been one of my top three complaints about them. This stoves however, only weighs3.9 pounds packed in case. The ultra light portable stove is the stove of the future. Continue reading
This speaker will transform your boring Iphone into a speakerphone allowing you to play music out loud wherever you go. Forgot about hiring a band or DJ at your wedding! No worries, you were smart and bought the portable Iphone speaker AMP. Too bad you left your Iphone at home though. No external power needed. 13db amplified. Functions well in hand free mode.
This survival bracelet enables you to carry several feet of Para-Cord that can be used in an emergency for countless survival applications. Basically, every inch of your wrist diameter equals approximately one foot of Para-Cord. We use 5/8" curved side release buckles for maximum comfort, convenience and strength.
Meet a powerful man who is more than a boring power outlet. Perfect for home, school or office, his legs and arms have three-prong sockets with enough room even for the biggest adapter. He features a circuit breaker switch and grounded plugs for safety, and is a fun alternative to the standard, clunky multi-plug.
The Scalp Massager will send tingling sensations from scalp to toes and transport you to a more relaxing place. The custom fit fingers will bend to fit your head. Gently raise and lower the Scalp Massager for a relaxing massage. The smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp. Use it on your knee joints, elbows, ankles and scalp.
Simply push the button and enjoy! This 7" Strobe Stick lights up in 6 different selectable modes! It can be used for strobing, flashing, fading and has 4 different possible LED colors. Each stick also comes with a neon rainbow colored cord which makes this item easy to carry, wear and use. This product is a hit on the dance floor and at parties.
It's tough for mushrooms fans out there to show their appreciation for mushrooms. We are a class of people that have been ignored for far too long. However, with the recent supreme court rulings, we are starting to see our country becoming more progressive, appreciation for mushrooms is becoming more acceptable. Now we no longer have to hide in the dark with these mushroom lamps.
Place under sunlight or bright artificial light and watch this gadget go! About the size of a quarter, this toy considers itself to be the world's smallest solar powered car. The Mini Solar Racer is a helpful tool to demonstrate both the abilities of solar power and the advancements in technology that allow a solar powered car to be made to such a significantly small size.
Use this mini universal remote key chain to control up to 500 different television brands. This item is easy to program and works within seconds. Have the power to watch what you want, when you want to, and where you want to. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.
Have you ever felt that there was something missing in your life? As if there was some sort of emptiness inside of you? Like you lack a purpose? It's probably because you don't have LED valve caps on your vehicle. Or you could be clinically depressed. Either way, these LED caps will fix that for you and add purpose to your life. Works with car/bicycle/motorcycle.
Frustrated with having to use so many different chargers for your 10 different cell phones??? Why do you even have 10 cell phones? Whatever. This universal phone charger will allow you to connect all your phones to one usb. Use this 10-in-1 universal charger to make people love you.
Not sure how to get the attention of that attractive lady at the end of the bar? Sure you could buy her a drink, or walk up to her. But tons of guys already do that, she won't be impressed. Launch bottles at her with this bottle cap launcher to get her attention. It will tell her that you're confident and bold, yet very immature. A winning combination.
Headphone chord tangling is possibly one of today's greatest first world problems. Every day people struggle to untangle their mp3 headphones after a listening session. Some brought to tears by the difficulty of such an endeavor. Well, not anymore! The Nite Headphone organizer is a very useful product which prevents headphone chords from tangling.
This handy tool comes with 11 useful functions and is small enough to fit in your pocket. If you often find yourself in situations where you need a can opener, knife edge, screwdriver, ruler, cap opener, 4-position wrench, butterfly screw wrench, saw blade, direction ancillary wrench, 2-position wrench all at the same time than this survival pocket tool will be a life saver.
Illuminate any room with style. Use this LED light bulb to choose from between 15 different colors and effects like flash,strobe, and dim. A remote is included which allows you to change the color whenever you want. I installed one in my room so that the lighting would match how I feel on the inside. I've kept it turned off ever since.
In Japan, the formal process of courtship involves breaking a Kit Kat bar and giving a piece to a girl, boy, or cardboard cutout of an anime character. This ritual dates back hundreds of years in Japanese history. The "Give me a break" Kit Kat jingle is based off of a translation of a Japanese folk song about two star crossed lovers who end up murdering their families to be together.
Make your shots stand out. These glow in the dark shot glasses are also helpful to orient yourself in the dark when you and your guests are completely wasted. Great for children’s parties and other fun events.
Sick of not being called on by your professor when you raise your hand in class? No need to resort to verbal threats or physical violence, just simply get some LED gloves. There's no doubt that your hand will stand out amongst the crowd of your peers and your teacher won’t be able to help but call on you.
Plugging into the docking port of your iPhone, it taps into the iOS device for the juice needed to keep it powered. The fan has a twisting feature that can let you point it in two different directions, depending on which way you want to hold your phone when you use it. The iPhone Dock Fan's blades are made from soft urethane plastic that so you can't cut your skin.
Are you the type of person who likes to betray the trust of their friends all for a cheap laugh? Well, then these shock pens will be perfect for you. Why? Let's just say when someone tries to use the pen they will be in for a shocking surprise. I guess you could say it will be an electrifying experience. They will get quite a jolt from these prank pens. You get where I'm going with this?
Do you enjoy cupcakes to the extent that you wish you could brush your teeth with them? If you do, you probably have some health issues. But with this cupcake flavored toothpaste, bad teeth won't be one of them.
This James Bond-esque key knife is perfect for getting you out of tough situations. Imagine you’re in a dark alley one night just minding your own business and suddenly, you are approached by some deviant. Your heart trembles. He politely demands you help him open a letter of his, but with no key shaped knife you end up looking like a fool!
Use the Mini Keychain Universal Remote to control up to 500 brands of televisions. This item is easy to program and works within a few seconds. Simply point and hold the mute button to program. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.
This electronic lighter does not have a flame so you can light up in any weather regardless of the wind. No more having to worry about refills since you can just recharge your lighter by USB. This lighter is much safer than standard lighters due to the lack of fire which makes it a great gift for kids of all ages (cool kids that is).
Normally I am skeptical of any product that is not in English but this game surprised me. It has it all -- colors, numbers, shapes. I have many fond memories of playing this at school before authorities found out I was sneaking into schools to play UNO.
Gameboys are officially back in style. At least cases shaped like them, are. This case keeps your iPhone 5 safe and protected in style. Snap-on case is designed to offer all-around external surface protection to your phone without compromising usability. Provides easy access to all functions without having to remove the case. Case is shock absorbent and shatterproof.
Precise surface enhances the precision of optical mice at fast speeds. This battery saving design extends the battery life of wireless mice up to 50%. The bottom of the pad features 3M repositionable adhesive, allowing it to be securely fastened to and removed from flat surfaces again and again.
There's an emergency; you have a cigarette that needs to bit lit but no flame in sight. Your friend offers you a lighter but are you really going to use some boring non-novelty lighter? If you have any respect for yourself the answer is no. That's when you whip out your fire extinguisher lighter. The fire extinguisher lighter makes smoking cool.
No match? No lighter? No problem. You'll be able to start fires wherever you go with this emergency fire starter. You'll feel just like the Human Torch from Fantastic Four except without the ability to fly and all the other powers he has. The utility to make fire on a whim without a match or lighter can really come in handy especially if you're an arsonist or just a run of the mill pyromaniac.
Sometimes we get bored in the bathroom and we need something to do. Some people play games on their cellphone or take selfies for Instagram but those have gotten stale for me. The toilet golf game lets me work on my golf stroke so I can better network with upper management.
Spray it, don't squeeze it. Stem is designed to allow a cook to spray juice directly from a citrus fruit. No longer do you have to cut and squeeze your fruit to get the juice out like a common cook. Why work hard when with only one finger you can now spray citrus juice on your favorite foods evenly.
You love your morning coffee but sometimes it's just too much trouble to sir? Just press a button and this mug will stir itself. At a certain point in my life I made a New Year’s resolution to stop using teaspoons since they were getting me into too much trouble. This mug really made life easier during that point.
Add some style to your place with this decorated brass incense burner. The burner has Indian style etched decorations on the sides so you KNOW it is authentic. Next time your guests come over, they will feel like they have been teleported to 1800's India! Your incense burner will be the talk of the town.
Add some flair to your shower with the runny nose gel dispenser. Just squeeze the nose, and gel will ooze out from the right nostril. Refilling can be easily done by unscrewing the cap at the back. It is easy to attach on tiles with three suction cups at the back. This shower dispenser will be sure to provide hours of entertainment.
Every day we listen to stories from our friends or acquaintances that are obviously embellished or not true. "Bro I totally benched for 350 the other day" - You wanna call bullshit but it can get tiring. That is why you need the bullshit button. Anytime you hear some over the top story or made-up statistic, just slam button as a way of letting your friend know you think what they're saying is bullshit.
Brighten up your night with the glowing star pillow. This star shaped pillow will make you see pillows in a completely new light. This pillow will not judge you or put you down; it will always be there comfort you. Whether you're lying in bed or chilling on the couch, you can rest assured that this pillow is there to support you.
Produced since 1917, the gyroscope has been a classic educational toy for generations. It continues to fascinate young and old alike with its mysterious force that seems to defy gravity. This is an excellent tool to teach gyroscopic inertia. Gyroscope technology is used in numerous applications of everyday life; can you name some?
You're in a back alley and a mugger approaches you. You have several options. You can either give in to his demands, you can break down into tears and soil yourself. OR, if you have the ninja knives set you can make him regret every single decision he's ever made until this point and defend yourself with honor like a true ninja.
This ultra-light, durable and precision crafted 6-in-1 mini-tool has a straight knife blade and a serrated cutting surface, a flat screwdriver, a Phillips screwdriver, a micro-sized screwdriver, and a bottle opener, and weighs in at an amazing 0.5 oz. The tool makes minor repairs, assemblies, installations, and hundreds of jobs an easy undertaking. The quick-release design easily snaps to your key ring.
Are people complaining about how bad you smell? Believe me, I've been there before. No worries, you can just rub the bad smell away without having to waste your time taking a shower. Plus, you'll be helping conserve the environment by saving water. A must have for any bachelor.
Drinking by yourself can be considered sad and depressing. At least this is what my friends, family, and therapist tell me. Although I take this with a grain of salt since they are just haters. The spin the shot game makes drinking into a fun party activity. NOTE: Friends not included. So your experience may still be sad and depressing.
This hilarious slingshot monkey screams while you fling it through the air. It's a great way to get someone's attention. Need to get your professor's attention in a class filled with dozens of students? Why not simply fling a flying screaming monkey at him/her? You will get their attention and everyone in the class will laugh and think you're very cool for owning a flying monkey.
Finally, an easy way to write notes while taking a shower. Anyone who has tried writing a ransom note while showering will tell you how frustrating it can be. The paper gets all soggy and the ink doesn’t stay on and it just makes you look like an amateur. It’s a real hassle. The waterproof notepad fixes this inconvenience.
The future is here people and it has arrived in the form of an LED digital bracelet watch. That’s right. You’ll never have to live the disappointing miserable life of not owning a digital bracelet watch. This revolutionary piece of technology is not only stylish but it will completely change the way you read time.
This mini plasma light sphere creates a dramatic display of light inside a hand-blown glass sphere. Great color effect. Perfect item for car or home decoration. Stick it at anywhere inside your car to create a special interior lighting environment. USB Powered Only, AC with use of adapter (Not included), Not battery operated.
If there is one thing I've learned growing up on the streets is that water bottle fruit infusers are all the rage amongst urban youth. The water bottle infuser is easy to use. The way it works is you simply put a fruit into the infuser, add water, shake, BAM, you just got your water infused. People will be impressed by how quickly you infuse your water.
Use the micro sonic grenade to prank your friends. Set the timer to 5, 30, or 60 seconds then hide or throw the grenade near your target. Stand back and watch as your victim is startled by the loud micro sonic grenade and then becomes annoyed trying to find the source of the noise. Truly hilarious! Siren is 110-115 decibels, about the loudness of a sandblaster or power saw.
This versatile water bottle features a built-in compartment - just flip open door to store ID, gym card, money, key, drugs and more! Drinking made easy; press to sip; release to seal; autoseal automatically seals between sips to ensure no spills.
This LED light bulb can illuminate any room with a number of different colors. The bulb come with many cool effects such as slowly fading between colors and strobing. A remote is included which alows you to change the color whenever you want. I installed one in my room so that the lighting in my room would match how I feel on the inside. I've kept it turned off ever since
This compass makes for a nice tool to carry around with you since it's lightweight. Also comes with a nice carrying case. If you find yourself hiking a lot in the wilderness or you simply have dementia and get lost a lot, this compass can literally be a life saver.
Based on my experiences, this pepper spray is amazing. It's easy to whip out and use and is great for incapacitating any attacker. It has a 10 foot range and comes with a quick release key ring for easy accessibility. The formula is up to 86 percent hotter than other sprays and which will make anyone stop in their tracks. I could hardly move.
The handy little mini-pouch hooks onto a belt loop, the D-Ring of a backpack, the strap of a purse or whatever works for you. So compact, it fits anywhere without taking up any space. Anywhere you go, you are ready to unfold it to carry whatever you need to carry. Forget paper or plastic bags at the store, just use a Key Chain Convertible and know you are part of the solution.
Ever since I've started using this mouse I've noticed my precision increase substantially. No longer am I accidentally liking Facebook photos at 2 in the morning. This mouse also has a blue glow which I appreciate since my last mouse was lacking in the blue glow department.
These durable headphones allow you to listen to music while they are in your ear. Remarkable, I know. They come in an assortment of colors so now you don't have to feel embarrassed about not matching your headphones with your outfit. SWAG.
It's not the size of the tool but its versatility and how you use it. This is true for the 19 in 1 multi tool. It's lightweight enough to fit on a keychain and can transform into almost any tool to meet your needs. Your friends will be both impressed and envious as you are able to complete simple tasks and complex tasks all with your swiss 19 in 1 multi tool.
Need a place to store your stash? Once you figure out the trick to unlocking this box, it will make the perfect hiding place for those little things you want to keep out of all prying, non-puzzling fingers! Also a perfect little wooden box to put a special gift in, if the recipient doesn't mind a little crafty brainwork to get it open and the goodies out!
The Spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A black light is located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Perfect for writing down secret messages, or keeping a catalogue of all of your Internet passwords.
Transform your room into a planetarium. This kit comes with 150 stars in a galaxy of sizes and safe, re-useable adhesive putty. A star chart is included, so you can create classic constellations or make your own astronomical arrangements. Whatever twinkles your star! These stars last very long and they're rechargeable so they won't wear out.
Nature provides this remarkable plant with "traps" to lure and capture its food. The traps are covered inside by tiny hairs and a sticky sweet smelling substance attractive to insects. When an insect touches the trigger hair, the trap is activated and closes around its victim. After digestion of its meal (which takes several days), the trap will open again for a new catch.
Instead of charging your usb devices from your computer, now you can charge from your outlets. The USB basic wall charger allows you to power usb devices from any power outlet. Small, portable size lets you take it anywhere you go. Outlet prongs fold up when not in use. Red LED lights when connected to power.
It is no secret that drinking coffee can be extremely stressful. You have worry that you do not spill it on yourself and you need drink in a timely manner to make sure it does not get cold. Well, now you can keep your favorite mug of coffee, tea or cocoa hot anytime. Convenient on/off switch with on light indicator. Extended cord length to use almost anywhere.
Sometimes touching base and networking with upper management can be tiresome. If you’re looking for a way to relax without stealing money to buy prescription drugs, try this adult coloring book. There are curse words in it so you know it is cool. This is also a great gift for young kids if you are worried about them ending up lame.
The Ninja Coat Hooks will transform your hallway into the scene of a Shanghai back street stand-off. Each metal Ninja Coat Hook has one corner cleverly engineered into a screw, which allows you to fix securely to your wall or door, whilst making it look like it has been hurled from the hands of a deadly Ninjitsu assassin.
Attach this evil prank device to your victim's computer and it makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases. The switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. The adjustment dial sets the duration between annoying "events". It's discreet and sure to cause havoc.
Shot glass roulette is a fun game for parties. Includes 16 numbered shot glasses and 2 metal roulette balls. This game is fun for the whole family (unless your family consists of devout Mormons, then maybe not so much).
This handy headphone adapter splits line into 5 ports and connects up to five headphones to one device for sharing music. Also has five jacks for attaching headphones or iPod devices. Comes in different fashionable colors. Friends not included.
The MOGA controller is a state of the art portable android controller, which comes with library of amazing titles (more added every month). Experience the best mobile gaming solution for Android smartphones and tablets. Game On. Anywhere. For Bluetooth enabled Android 2.3+ smartphones and tablets.
What do you get as gift for the person who has it all? A yodeling pickle obviously. The yodeling pickle is an exceptional item that radiates class and wealth. It tells people that you have such a great deal of disposable income that you can actually afford to frivolously spend money on this amazing item!
Do you have a friend who is scared of spiders? Why not scare the bajesus out of them with this realistic-looking remote control tarantula. This creepy critter has light-up eyes and a furry texture. Tarantula scurries across any flat, smooth surface with spider-like leg movement. Use the two-button remote control to rotate its movement.
This robot not only looks cool, but is useful as well. You can connect up to 4 usbs and the robot's eyes light up when you do. Makes for great companionship as well. My usb robot has never let me down or judged me like other people do when I tell them I talk to inanimate objects.
Splitterbot is a little robot that connects to your key chain and allows you to plug in two headphones into your phone or mp3 player. This device is convenient when you and a friend want to listen to music but want to each use your own ear buds. Disclaimer: This product requires friends to be useful.
The finger guard is a stainless steel shield that protects fingers while slicing and dicing. The interior of the shield has a welded ring which easily adjusts to fit the chef's middle finger, thus leaving all other fingers free to manipulate the food. The tip of the shield holds the food that has to be sliced.
Have some time to kill waiting between classes? On a camping trip with friends? Afflicted by years of alcoholism and substance abuse which has left you both homeless and a shattered shell of the man you used to be? No worries, just whip out this hammock and relax. You can bring it anywhere. This hammock is sturdy and portable, like me.
Speed and mobility are yours with the quick draws and fast firing of the Strongarm blaster. It has the same long-range power and it rapid-fires 6 darts when you pump the Slam Fire slide repeatedly while holding the trigger. Loading is easy and quick with the flip-open rotating barrel. Add the Strongarm blaster to your arsenal and unleash a storm of darts at your target.
For only a few bucks you can strengthen and tone your abs, shoulders, arms, and back with the Valeo dual ab wheel, all in the convenience of your home. This simple workout device makes getting in shape relatively simple and straightforward. To use, simply get on all fours, grab hold of the handles, and glide the wheels back and forth across the floor.
A bit renegade and a bit rock 'n roll, this belt buckle liquor flask keeps your spirits high and your pants secure. Made of polished stainless steel, our 2oz small flask easily slips from its holder to give you a quick sip whenever you need it, stays firm in the buckle when you're finished...and all the while makes a bold, belted statement. Fits belts up to 1 in. wide.
I know what you're thinking. "A mug shaped like a toilet bowl?! That's impossible!". Well guess what, it exists. This whacky mug will be sure to leave your friends in stitches once they see you drinking from it. That's assuming of course that your friends are really into gag mug pranks. In which case you probably want to get better friends.
This Star Projector Lights Lamp can help you put the universe back home. 1000's of galaxies and stars will appear in your living room or bedroom. Amazing Projector Lights will not only contribute to the astronomical popularity of your child and enhance his/her capacity for science, but it can also be used by you to create a romantic surprise.
Do you like cooking? Do you like dinosaurs? Fred Pastasaurus is the perfect utensil for you. He is also makes the perfect friend. He won't judge you, or tell you that you need to lose weight. All Fred Pastasaurus cares about is helping you make pasta. The Pastasaurus is uniquely adapted to this very task of managing slippery spaghetti. An intense struggle for many no doubt.
Sick of having to carry your big bulky lantern with you wherever you go? I know I was. This inflatable lantern is portable and convenient to carry. Now I can easily bring it with me to raves and business meetings without feeling awkward.
Ever since I've started using the selfie remote the likes on my selfies have increased 17%. This has led me to more friendships and a better overall quality of life. My self-esteem and self-worth are now through the roof. I attribute my new found happiness to the selfie-remote (and anti-depressants).
Practical, durable, comfortable, foldable. Like me, these are all words that can describe this foldable keyboard. The material is light so you can type discreetly without waking up your neighbors. This keyboard is also waterproof which is great if you like to cry a lot while on the computer.
Take your thumb wresting career to the next level with this miniature ring. Pro Thumb Wrestling is a full-size, officially sanctioned professional thumb wrestling ring. All contenders must insert their thumbs through the opposite corner holes and come out wrestling. Wrestling rings come in four bright colors with color coordination.
Perfect to hide your definitely legal and non-drug related possessions. Great way to hide stuff in plain sight unless what you're trying to hide is barbasol. Very realistic looking, without picking them up and shaking them, there is no way to tell it's not the real thing. Made from genuine product containers.
The bonsai juniper tree is just like a regular tree except it's miniature and can be grown inside your home. I've personally bought dozens of these to make myself feel bigger and more powerful. They are exceptionally easy to take care of and will make you feel larger than life. Also makes for a slightly humorous gift for a tiny friend.
If you want to be hardcore, but not hardcore enough to smoke cigarettes, then hookah is a nice, exotic alternative. The first hookah originated in India but over time has become a prominent part of the Middle Eastern culture. Even today, smoking hookah is very popular in the Middle East and can be seen as the equivalent to drinking coffee in the west.
This is an Uzi style single shot, cock and shoot spring loaded airsoft gun made by Double Eagle. Shoots around 200 FPS. Magazine Hold 18 Rounds. NOTE: Even though this is not a real weapon, DON'T carve Arabic writing into it and bring it on an airplane. You don't want to make the same mistake I did.
No more searching for your keys, bills, or DVD rental in the clutter on your entryway table, this simple wall-mount organizer keeps essentials separated and in full view. A strong, hidden magnetic strip along the lower half easily holds several sets of keys - even car keys with alarm controls. The organizer's simple design blends in to its surroundings.
If you own and carry a watch and an Ipod nano on you, you're wasting valuable body space. With the nano Ipod watch, you'll be able to kill two birds with one stone. Moreover, you'll also be able to accomplish two tasks with one item. This watch is incredibly stylish and allows you to show off the fact that you own an Ipod nano.
The Turmark slingshot has wrist-braced design and comes with a pouch. The slingshot is sturdy yet comfortable. It can be used for hunting or self-defense or just for showing off. People will both fear and respect you when you have the Trumark slingshot in hand. This slingshot comes highly endorsed by my friend Ziad. He's Palestinian so he obviously knows a thing or two about slingshots.
This plasma clip uses super bright technology, combined with miniature electronics to create a flat panel disk with an amazing display of plasma light which will respond to your touch, voice or dance to your music. Can you imagine putting all that amazing technology into a cool wearable clip-on, and because it's battery operated and portable, you can clip it anywhere - even in your car!
Sometimes improving ourselves requires a little inner reflection. Why don’t I have enough friends? Why isn’t the opposite sex attracted to me? Well, it could be because your sponges are dull and boring (or if you talk to my therapist, a terrible personality). Pop up sponge soap will add extra flavor to your personality.
Turn your bedroom into a sparkling sea. The ocean wave projector allows you to feel as if immersed in the deep sea calm, creating a romantic, leisurely and cozy atmosphere of the space to achieve physical and mental relaxation. It is also a small stereo, allowing you to enjoy the beautiful environment, and also enjoy the wonderful music if you choose. Perfect for those suffering from anger management issues!
What is special about these tabs is that they temporarily modify taste perceptions so that typically sour food will taste sweet. Taking these tabs will make lemons to taste like lemonade and beer like chocolate thanks to the temporary altered state of the taste receptors on your tongue. Now there is more than one way to have fun dropping tabs with your friends.
The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately.
We all love beef jerky. But for us refined, and sophisticated individuals, sometimes we require a little bit more than average beef jerky. This wild animal jerky pack will allow you to indulge in the jerky of the finest exotic animals such as alligator, ostrich, kangaroo, etc. These are just some samples of what you might get in your 10 random pieces of jerky.
This hard case bottle opener is perfect for the person who enjoys Apple products and alcohol. If you've struggled to open beer bottles in the past or to find a bottle opener, this item will simply change your life. It makes drinking beer easier than ever. It's the perfect gift for children of all ages.
The rules are simple. Pass the Party Roulette Revolver (with a balloon in place) to a friend. Your friend cocks the hammer and then pulls the trigger (hoping to take a shot without popping the balloon). If the balloon doesn’t pop, the Party Roulette Revolver gets passed to the next person. The anticipation of the BIG BANG – if the balloon pops – it's amazing!
This handy accessory acts as a portable charger. Just charge it up, and use it for later to charge your phone or other electronics on the go. The compact charger is lightweight and only takes two hours to fully charge. Comes with travel pouch, micro USB cable, and 18 month warranty.
These electronic candles are perfect for cult meetings that require candle light for satanic ritual sacrifices. I have had great experiences with them and the other members were very delighted by them. Definitely a cost effective alternative to buying candles for each ritual. If only there was a cheaper alternative to pigs' blood then we’d really be set lol!
This LED clock has 4 usb ports attached to it and comes with a message board so you can write messages to yourself. It's very convenient if you wake up every morning with amnesia. You can just look at the message you wrote on the clock the night before so you know what to do for the day "See doctor about morning amnesia".
Looking to impresse the boss at the next corporate meeting? This goo is a great way to send a message. Try casually playing with some light up goo during the meeting. The boss will be both envious of your goo and impressed by your willingness to play with goo in a meeting.
Tired of regular lamps huh? Sure, a standard lamp looked cool a couple years ago but these days they’re old news. The jelly fish LED mood lamp is the future of lamps. Little known fact, these Jelly fish lamps are the official lamp of North Korea and are referenced multiple times in their national anthem.
Easy one-touch mounting system locks and releases the device with just a push of a finger. Super strong suction cup can be restored to its mint condition by rinsing it with warm water and allowing it to air dry. Fully adjustable with 360 degree rotation for quick portrait and landscape views. No slip-grip securely holds mobile devices up to 3 inches wide
Each soap bar contains either a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill. I can't believe the suckers who sell this leave money inside the bars. Forget the stock market! I'm definitely investing in these soap bars. It's a guaranteed way to make clean money. Money soap bars also makes for the perfect gift for your hobo friend.
Show a dime and penny to your spectators. The dime then magically disappears right before their eyes! Very easy to learn. This is much easier than my old dime trick where I would swallow a dime and then deny it. This is great if you are desperate for attention.
The Time Warp Shelf Clock is the perfect addition to an art lover's home creating a great conversation piece. You can easily place this homage to Salvador Dali's Persistence Of Memory on a mantle or shelf - no mounting required. With this great Dali clock, time doesn't fly: it melts away. A must have for any clock collector.
Are you waking up the whole house early in the morning with those annoying alarm sounds? Tired of dealing with your housemates' violent rage? Now you can set the alarm on silent so others are not disturbed. Can be worn on the wrist or placed under the pillow.
This portable battery is solar powered, allowing you to charge your phone purely on the energy from the sun. Great for those when you’re stuck in the desert or often find yourself stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. May also be charged via usb.
What happens when you combine putty and magnets together? You have possibly one of the greatest distraction devices known to mankind, magnetic putty! With magnetic putty you'll be sure to keep yourself occupied as you avoid your real life obligations and responsibilities.
Coin banks can be a great way to teach kids the value of saving money. This coin bank will do just that and traumatize them at the same time. The creepy stare will ensure any kid using this bank will need therapy for years to come
This nerf gun shoots soft suction darts that can fly across a room and adhere to a window or other glass surface. The Maverick features a rotating barrel, which makes it easier to keep the firepower flying in the midst of heated battle and a futuristic look to better engage in sci-fi fantasy play if you so choose. For a little extra power boost, the gun also has a pump mechanism.
So many times I've walked into the shower with my cellphone or mp3 only to be disappointed and electrocuted to find out that they aren't water proof. These wireless speakers are a great alternative and compatible with any mp3 player or phone. The speaker has a 15 hour battery life and built in microphone so you can take calls in the shower in case you need shower tips.
All right fellas, how many times have you brought a lady back to your room only to have her run out screaming in fear? If you’re like me, this scenario is all too familiar. That’s why you need the rainbow light projector. Having a rainbow in your room lets your lady friend know that she can feel safe and comfortable with you.
Is that radioactive toxic sludge? Nope, just a regular soft drink in a biohazard cup. Pour any liquid inside and it will look like you're holding radioactive waste in your hand. This cup is great if you wanna fool your friends into drinking biohazard material or if you legitimately have biohazard material you want to store.
You want to wear a fashionable headband but you can't live without your headphones? We can all relate to this dilemma. Here's a perfect solution - headband with built-in removable headphones. Superior sound quality, so cushy and comfortable you can go to sleep with it.
Sick of constantly paying for batteries? Well if stealing isn't your thing, these USB batteries will do the trick. These batteries charge themselves via USB and can be used over and over again. These batteries are also great for the environment. I threw all my extra batteries in a lake.
This neat product emits random wave bolts which are fun to look at. Once you activate the music mode though, that's when the party gets started! Your neighbors will flock to your house to see your plasma ball and dance to the music. Even old friends from high school will begin to contact you again and ask to come over.
This black light fixture is awesome for parties or cleaning dungeons. I’ve used it for both and have not been disappointed. If you’re an aspiring DJ, you can’t go wrong with black light ambiance. The fixture is 24 inches, includes 6 foot power cord and on and off switch.
You're performing brain surgery but all of sudden you get a phone call. No problem, you can still talk on your phone even if both hands are occupied. This product is worth it just for the time and energy alone that you save not having to grab your cell-phone from your pocket and hold it to your ear. (Asian not included)
This charging station has 6 integrated AC outlets, 4 USB ports, all with overload, short-circuit, and full surge protection to keep your electronics nice and safe. Also includes an Ipod charging dock at the top and an adjustable night light.
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie.
The Airzooka is a great way to blow air in people's faces without having the immediate risk of getting punched in the face. Blasts a ball of air up to 20 ft. Also great as self-defense weapon if you find yourself attacked by a rowdy group of butterflies.
Is your Bible study group getting a little boring? Now you can take a swig of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you need a little pick-me-up. You can keep this little secret between you and God. You’ll be able to regale everyone with funny Bible stories all night long!
These days horse masks are all the rage. A horse mask makes a statement about you. It says you have style, chic, class, and probably an arrest record for indecent exposure. Wear your horse mask to the mall, the beach, a first date, a job interview. There is literally no inappropriate occasion to wear a horse mask.
The portable door lock is ideal if you find you need additional security and privacy. It can be installed in seconds with no tools required on any door that has hinges and opens inwards. Take it from me, you don't want to risk the embarrassment of having someone walk in on you while wearing a cat suit and licking yourself.
These glasses are perfect for the freelance spy who is on a budget. 2 GB internal memory, allows up to 5 hours of video recording. Memory slot for extended memory. Charge via USB. Endorsed by the KGB! (not really)