Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb. Continue reading
This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button. Continue reading
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie. Continue reading
Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual. Continue reading
The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately. Continue reading
You know what they say about stoves, the smaller the better. For me, the large size of stoves has always been one of my top three complaints about them. This stoves however, only weighs3.9 pounds packed in case. The ultra light portable stove is the stove of the future. Continue reading
This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button.
You know what they say about stoves, the smaller the better. For me, the large size of stoves has always been one of my top three complaints about them. This stoves however, only weighs3.9 pounds packed in case. The ultra light portable stove is the stove of the future.
Not sure how to get the attention of that attractive lady at the end of the bar? Sure you could buy her a drink, or walk up to her. But tons of guys already do that, she won't be impressed. Launch bottles at her with this bottle cap launcher to get her attention. It will tell her that you're confident and bold, yet very immature. A winning combination.
Sick of constantly paying for batteries? Well if stealing isn't your thing, these USB batteries will do the trick. These batteries charge themselves via USB and can be used over and over again. These batteries are also great for the environment. I threw all my extra batteries in a lake.
Practical, durable, comfortable, foldable. Like me, these are all words that can describe this foldable keyboard. The material is light so you can type discreetly without waking up your neighbors. This keyboard is also waterproof which is great if you like to cry a lot while on the computer.
Drinking by yourself can be considered sad and depressing. At least this is what my friends, family, and therapist tell me. Although I take this with a grain of salt since they are just haters. The spin the shot game makes drinking into a fun party activity. NOTE: Friends not included. So your experience may still be sad and depressing.
Sick of having to carry your big bulky lantern with you wherever you go? I know I was. This inflatable lantern is portable and convenient to carry. Now I can easily bring it with me to raves and business meetings without feeling awkward.
These durable headphones allow you to listen to music while they are in your ear. Remarkable, I know. They come in an assortment of colors so now you don't have to feel embarrassed about not matching your headphones with your outfit. SWAG.
Are you waking up the whole house early in the morning with those annoying alarm sounds? Tired of dealing with your housemates' violent rage? Now you can set the alarm on silent so others are not disturbed. Can be worn on the wrist or placed under the pillow.
This versatile water bottle features a built-in compartment - just flip open door to store ID, gym card, money, key, drugs and more! Drinking made easy; press to sip; release to seal; autoseal automatically seals between sips to ensure no spills.
This handy headphone adapter splits line into 5 ports and connects up to five headphones to one device for sharing music. Also has five jacks for attaching headphones or iPod devices. Comes in different fashionable colors. Friends not included.
Your wife is pregnant and the game is on. She needs to get to the hospital, fast! What do you do? You'd prefer to watch the game of course. But she'd be likely to murder you. With the high definition color monitor, you won't have to deal with this dilemma. It's a win, win!
You want to wear a fashionable headband but you can't live without your headphones? We can all relate to this dilemma. Here's a perfect solution - headband with built-in removable headphones. Superior sound quality, so cushy and comfortable you can go to sleep with it.
Precise surface enhances the precision of optical mice at fast speeds. This battery saving design extends the battery life of wireless mice up to 50%. The bottom of the pad features 3M repositionable adhesive, allowing it to be securely fastened to and removed from flat surfaces again and again.
Easy one-touch mounting system locks and releases the device with just a push of a finger. Super strong suction cup can be restored to its mint condition by rinsing it with warm water and allowing it to air dry. Fully adjustable with 360 degree rotation for quick portrait and landscape views. No slip-grip securely holds mobile devices up to 3 inches wide
Ever since I've started using the selfie remote the likes on my selfies have increased 17%. This has led me to more friendships and a better overall quality of life. My self-esteem and self-worth are now through the roof. I attribute my new found happiness to the selfie-remote (and anti-depressants).
This award winning life straw filters out 99.999% of bacteria. Yeah, no big deal. I personally bring mine with me wherever I go. Great way to save money on buying water if you're out with friends and there is some contaminated water nearby.
Ever since I've started using this mouse I've noticed my precision increase substantially. No longer am I accidentally liking Facebook photos at 2 in the morning. This mouse also has a blue glow which I appreciate since my last mouse was lacking in the blue glow department.
Splitterbot is a little robot that connects to your key chain and allows you to plug in two headphones into your phone or mp3 player. This device is convenient when you and a friend want to listen to music but want to each use your own ear buds. Disclaimer: This product requires friends to be useful.
The Zippo Hand warmer is reusable, odorless, and will keep warm for up to 12 hours. I usually like to have several of these on me on cold days to give out to strangers. Many don’t seem to appreciate this kind gesture so after I offer one I often end up stuffing it back in my underwear.
So many times I've walked into the shower with my cellphone or mp3 only to be disappointed and electrocuted to find out that they aren't water proof. These wireless speakers are a great alternative and compatible with any mp3 player or phone. The speaker has a 15 hour battery life and built in microphone so you can take calls in the shower in case you need shower tips.
It is no secret that drinking coffee can be extremely stressful. You have worry that you do not spill it on yourself and you need drink in a timely manner to make sure it does not get cold. Well, now you can keep your favorite mug of coffee, tea or cocoa hot anytime. Convenient on/off switch with on light indicator. Extended cord length to use almost anywhere.
This keyboard is a great accessory for your laptop, pc, or gaming system. Its small, compact frame allows you to carry it anywhere and maintain full control of your system. Imagine having a full size keyboard and mouse in the palm of your hand! Also includes a built-in laser pointer.
For the ultimate in toilet luxury, this spindle allows you to record a personal message to greet those who use your bathroom. You can re-record messages whenever you feel like. This product screams class. You can literally program it do so. Also, good if you want to scare the crap out of someone.
The portable door lock is ideal if you find you need additional security and privacy. It can be installed in seconds with no tools required on any door that has hinges and opens inwards. Take it from me, you don't want to risk the embarrassment of having someone walk in on you while wearing a cat suit and licking yourself.
This LED clock has 4 usb ports attached to it and comes with a message board so you can write messages to yourself. It's very convenient if you wake up every morning with amnesia. You can just look at the message you wrote on the clock the night before so you know what to do for the day "See doctor about morning amnesia".
You're performing brain surgery but all of sudden you get a phone call. No problem, you can still talk on your phone even if both hands are occupied. This product is worth it just for the time and energy alone that you save not having to grab your cell-phone from your pocket and hold it to your ear. (Asian not included)
Thwart potential attackers with this car alarm key chain camera. Nothing a thief hates more than having his video taken during attempted robbery. Small and discreet, this camera is very convenient to have with you on the off chance you have the opportunity to film Big Foot.
Shoots video with sound, photos, functions as a pen, and very simple to operate. Has high definition color video and audio recording, connects by USB to computer to retrieve files, comes with built in memory capacity and has 1280x1024 camera resolution.
Place under sunlight or bright artificial light and watch this gadget go! About the size of a quarter, this toy considers itself to be the world's smallest solar powered car. The Mini Solar Racer is a helpful tool to demonstrate both the abilities of solar power and the advancements in technology that allow a solar powered car to be made to such a significantly small size.
Meet a powerful man who is more than a boring power outlet. Perfect for home, school or office, his legs and arms have three-prong sockets with enough room even for the biggest adapter. He features a circuit breaker switch and grounded plugs for safety, and is a fun alternative to the standard, clunky multi-plug.
This electronic lighter does not have a flame so you can light up in any weather regardless of the wind. No more having to worry about refills since you can just recharge your lighter by USB. This lighter is much safer than standard lighters due to the lack of fire which makes it a great gift for kids of all ages (cool kids that is).
Low tire pressure is one of the biggest threats facing our country today. It causes your car to use more gas which is harmful for the environment and causes you to spend more money. These smart caps change color based on your tire pressure which lets you know when you need to refill air. You'll save money, help the environment, and avoid flat tires.
This James Bond-esque key knife is perfect for getting you out of tough situations. Imagine you’re in a dark alley one night just minding your own business and suddenly, you are approached by some deviant. Your heart trembles. He politely demands you help him open a letter of his, but with no key shaped knife you end up looking like a fool!
This survival bracelet enables you to carry several feet of Para-Cord that can be used in an emergency for countless survival applications. Basically, every inch of your wrist diameter equals approximately one foot of Para-Cord. We use 5/8" curved side release buckles for maximum comfort, convenience and strength.
This ultra-light, durable and precision crafted 6-in-1 mini-tool has a straight knife blade and a serrated cutting surface, a flat screwdriver, a Phillips screwdriver, a micro-sized screwdriver, and a bottle opener, and weighs in at an amazing 0.5 oz. The tool makes minor repairs, assemblies, installations, and hundreds of jobs an easy undertaking. The quick-release design easily snaps to your key ring.
This 7 port USB 2.0 Hub has individual power switches for the energy conscious human being. Capabilities include hot plug and play, meaning you will not have to restart your computer to enable each device. This product will allow you to charge your devices as well as transfer data between them. Get yours today and save!
Attach this evil prank device to your victim's computer and it makes random mouse movements and types out odd garbage text and phrases. The switches on the side allow you to choose between keyboard garbage typing, caps lock-toggle, annoying mouse movements or all three. The adjustment dial sets the duration between annoying "events". It's discreet and sure to cause havoc.
Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its 3,000Â°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of armies around the world, Swedish FireSteel's dependability has already made it a favorite of survival experts, hunters, fishermen and campers.
At 7,800,000 Volts this TERMINATOR brand stun gun is the highest voltage stun gun available. When shot, the stun gun makes a loud crackling sound that will be sure to initiate and draw attention to any potential attacker. It that's not enough, the jolt of the electric shot should do the trick bringing down an attack in at least 2 seconds. Full recovery takes about five to ten minutes.
Instead of charging your usb devices from your computer, now you can charge from your outlets. The USB basic wall charger allows you to power usb devices from any power outlet. Small, portable size lets you take it anywhere you go. Outlet prongs fold up when not in use. Red LED lights when connected to power.
"Whoa, is that a 8g usb flash light? Or is it a robot jaguar?" - These are the comments you would be hearing from people if you owned this usb. That's when you can slowly turn you head and smugly tell them: "Well, let's just say there's more than meets the eye... " (Like in the movie Transformers).
This mini microscope can magnify 45x and it comes with a convenient carrying case. If you're a fan of looking at things, than this microscope is for you! It comes with a mini illuminator too which makes looking at things even easier than before. Look at plants, look at bugs, look at birds, look at thugs! There is no limit to what you can look at!
This mini LED USB lamp light is flexible and easy to install. Simply plug it into the USB slot and you will have your laptop-mounted lamp light. It's especially handy for those who like to work at night. The flexible chord makes illuminating your keyboard very easy.
The Spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A black light is located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Perfect for writing down secret messages, or keeping a catalogue of all of your Internet passwords.
If you own and carry a watch and an Ipod nano on you, you're wasting valuable body space. With the nano Ipod watch, you'll be able to kill two birds with one stone. Moreover, you'll also be able to accomplish two tasks with one item. This watch is incredibly stylish and allows you to show off the fact that you own an Ipod nano.
This alarm makes for an effective low cost security option for your home, business, garage, storage shed, dorm, room, etc. Wireless - simple installation. Can be wall mounted or portable. Entry and exit delays prevent false alarms. Detection area of 20 feet long by 60 degrees wide . Automatic reset once motion is no longer detected for 30 seconds. Create your own security code
Based on my experiences, this pepper spray is amazing. It's easy to whip out and use and is great for incapacitating any attacker. It has a 10 foot range and comes with a quick release key ring for easy accessibility. The formula is up to 86 percent hotter than other sprays and which will make anyone stop in their tracks. I could hardly move.
The special secret coating gives you "rear vision". These specially made sunglasses have a mirror on each side allowing you to see what's going on behind you. Very cool sunglasses for any age. Keep an eye on what's going behind your back at all times. You can also use them as cool looking sunglasses. UV400 meets general purpose UV requirements
Ever wondered what it would be like to go sky diving or cruise around the country on a motorcycle with the wind blowing in your hair? Now you can have exactly the same sensation with the portable usb fan. When it comes to blowing air, this fan it incredible! You'll feel like you're outside without the hassle of having to actually go outside.
An extremely small and super-bright light, easy-to-access flashlight for everyday tasks at work or at home. With a non-rotating snap hook for attaching to key rings, backpacks, clothing, and more, the Nano Light features a high-intensity, 100,000-hour LED that will last up to eight hours.
Use the micro sonic grenade to prank your friends. Set the timer to 5, 30, or 60 seconds then hide or throw the grenade near your target. Stand back and watch as your victim is startled by the loud micro sonic grenade and then becomes annoyed trying to find the source of the noise. Truly hilarious! Siren is 110-115 decibels, about the loudness of a sandblaster or power saw.
With this flashlight you'll be able to have a backlight with you wherever you go. Investigating a crime scene or a cheating spouse? This mini UV light will help illuminate the situation. This ultra powered UV light has Approximately 20 hours battery life on 3 AAA batteries.
This compass makes for a nice tool to carry around with you since it's lightweight. Also comes with a nice carrying case. If you find yourself hiking a lot in the wilderness or you simply have dementia and get lost a lot, this compass can literally be a life saver.
Use the Mini Keychain Universal Remote to control up to 500 brands of televisions. This item is easy to program and works within a few seconds. Simply point and hold the mute button to program. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.
Plugging into the docking port of your iPhone, it taps into the iOS device for the juice needed to keep it powered. The fan has a twisting feature that can let you point it in two different directions, depending on which way you want to hold your phone when you use it. The iPhone Dock Fan's blades are made from soft urethane plastic that so you can't cut your skin.
It's not the size of the tool but its versatility and how you use it. This is true for the 19 in 1 multi tool. It's lightweight enough to fit on a keychain and can transform into almost any tool to meet your needs. Your friends will be both impressed and envious as you are able to complete simple tasks and complex tasks all with your swiss 19 in 1 multi tool.
This speaker will transform your boring Iphone into a speakerphone allowing you to play music out loud wherever you go. Forgot about hiring a band or DJ at your wedding! No worries, you were smart and bought the portable Iphone speaker AMP. Too bad you left your Iphone at home though. No external power needed. 13db amplified. Functions well in hand free mode.
Use this mini universal remote key chain to control up to 500 different television brands. This item is easy to program and works within seconds. Have the power to watch what you want, when you want to, and where you want to. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.