Being able to accept who you are is an important quality. Once you learn to do that, you won't get hung up on criticism from friends, police officers, psychologists, society at large (i.e. haters). This shirt lets people know that you are not perfect, and don't intend to be a better person. Continue reading
The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course. Continue reading
This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth. Continue reading
This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier. Continue reading
This electronic watch is both stylish and minimalist. It is waterproof, shock resistant, and has an LED display. It can set alarms and tell you the time and date. The only thing it can't do is tell you is why your group friends sometimes hang out with without you. Continue reading
A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you. Continue reading
This speaker will transform your boring Iphone into a speakerphone allowing you to play music out loud wherever you go. Forgot about hiring a band or DJ at your wedding! No worries, you were smart and bought the portable Iphone speaker AMP. Too bad you left your Iphone at home though. No external power needed. 13db amplified. Functions well in hand free mode.
This survival bracelet enables you to carry several feet of Para-Cord that can be used in an emergency for countless survival applications. Basically, every inch of your wrist diameter equals approximately one foot of Para-Cord. We use 5/8" curved side release buckles for maximum comfort, convenience and strength.
Meet a powerful man who is more than a boring power outlet. Perfect for home, school or office, his legs and arms have three-prong sockets with enough room even for the biggest adapter. He features a circuit breaker switch and grounded plugs for safety, and is a fun alternative to the standard, clunky multi-plug.
The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course.
It's tough for mushrooms fans out there to show their appreciation for mushrooms. We are a class of people that have been ignored for far too long. However, with the recent supreme court rulings, we are starting to see our country becoming more progressive, appreciation for mushrooms is becoming more acceptable. Now we no longer have to hide in the dark with these mushroom lamps.
Use this mini universal remote key chain to control up to 500 different television brands. This item is easy to program and works within seconds. Have the power to watch what you want, when you want to, and where you want to. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.
Don't get caught off guard the next time someone throws a plastic rubber ball at you. You want to be ready so you can go over and assault them in a violent rage. This agility trainer will take your reflexes to the next level. Makes for a perfect gift for grandma.
Not sure how to get the attention of that attractive lady at the end of the bar? Sure you could buy her a drink, or walk up to her. But tons of guys already do that, she won't be impressed. Launch bottles at her with this bottle cap launcher to get her attention. It will tell her that you're confident and bold, yet very immature. A winning combination.
Take it where life takes you. The Inka pen is lightweight, watertight and built to withstand harsh environments. The pressurized ink cartridge ensures the pen will write wet or dry at any angle, any temperature, and any altitude. It has an innovative and multi-function design which allows it to be a quick-use pen and can transition into a full size writing instrument.
In Japan, the formal process of courtship involves breaking a Kit Kat bar and giving a piece to a girl, boy, or cardboard cutout of an anime character. This ritual dates back hundreds of years in Japanese history. The "Give me a break" Kit Kat jingle is based off of a translation of a Japanese folk song about two star crossed lovers who end up murdering their families to be together.
Plugging into the docking port of your iPhone, it taps into the iOS device for the juice needed to keep it powered. The fan has a twisting feature that can let you point it in two different directions, depending on which way you want to hold your phone when you use it. The iPhone Dock Fan's blades are made from soft urethane plastic that so you can't cut your skin.
This 7 port USB 2.0 Hub has individual power switches for the energy conscious human being. Capabilities include hot plug and play, meaning you will not have to restart your computer to enable each device. This product will allow you to charge your devices as well as transfer data between them. Get yours today and save!
This James Bond-esque key knife is perfect for getting you out of tough situations. Imagine you’re in a dark alley one night just minding your own business and suddenly, you are approached by some deviant. Your heart trembles. He politely demands you help him open a letter of his, but with no key shaped knife you end up looking like a fool!
A caffeine showershock is the ultimate clean buzz. Scented with peppermint oil and infused with caffeine anhydrous, each bar of Shower shock contains approximately 12 servings/showers per 4 ounce bar with 200 milligrams of caffeine per serving. Good gift to give to a friend when you want them to shower but don't want to make it obvious that you think they smell bad.
A recent study conducted by me found that 83% of people have difficulty locating the toilet at night when they have to relieve themselves. 100% of the people in the survey were also surprised to find me in their bathroom conducting this survey. With this Glow in the Dark Strip, never worry about turning on the lights in the middle of the night to use the bathroom again.
This electronic lighter does not have a flame so you can light up in any weather regardless of the wind. No more having to worry about refills since you can just recharge your lighter by USB. This lighter is much safer than standard lighters due to the lack of fire which makes it a great gift for kids of all ages (cool kids that is).
Sometimes we get bored in the bathroom and we need something to do. Some people play games on their cellphone or take selfies for Instagram but those have gotten stale for me. The toilet golf game lets me work on my golf stroke so I can better network with upper management.
A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you.
You love your morning coffee but sometimes it's just too much trouble to sir? Just press a button and this mug will stir itself. At a certain point in my life I made a New Year’s resolution to stop using teaspoons since they were getting me into too much trouble. This mug really made life easier during that point.
Add some style to your place with this decorated brass incense burner. The burner has Indian style etched decorations on the sides so you KNOW it is authentic. Next time your guests come over, they will feel like they have been teleported to 1800's India! Your incense burner will be the talk of the town.
You're in a back alley and a mugger approaches you. You have several options. You can either give in to his demands, you can break down into tears and soil yourself. OR, if you have the ninja knives set you can make him regret every single decision he's ever made until this point and defend yourself with honor like a true ninja.
This ultra-light, durable and precision crafted 6-in-1 mini-tool has a straight knife blade and a serrated cutting surface, a flat screwdriver, a Phillips screwdriver, a micro-sized screwdriver, and a bottle opener, and weighs in at an amazing 0.5 oz. The tool makes minor repairs, assemblies, installations, and hundreds of jobs an easy undertaking. The quick-release design easily snaps to your key ring.
Drinking by yourself can be considered sad and depressing. At least this is what my friends, family, and therapist tell me. Although I take this with a grain of salt since they are just haters. The spin the shot game makes drinking into a fun party activity. NOTE: Friends not included. So your experience may still be sad and depressing.
The future is here people and it has arrived in the form of an LED digital bracelet watch. That’s right. You’ll never have to live the disappointing miserable life of not owning a digital bracelet watch. This revolutionary piece of technology is not only stylish but it will completely change the way you read time.
With this flashlight you'll be able to have a backlight with you wherever you go. Investigating a crime scene or a cheating spouse? This mini UV light will help illuminate the situation. This ultra powered UV light has Approximately 20 hours battery life on 3 AAA batteries.
If there is one thing I've learned growing up on the streets is that water bottle fruit infusers are all the rage amongst urban youth. The water bottle infuser is easy to use. The way it works is you simply put a fruit into the infuser, add water, shake, BAM, you just got your water infused. People will be impressed by how quickly you infuse your water.
This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier.
Make your alcohol addiction fun with the crystal skull shot glass. Made from hand blown crystal clear borosilicate glass this glass holds 2.5 ounces. With alcohol inside, this glass is guaranteed to get you drunk. Nothing screams badass like drinking from a crystal skull shot glass.
This LED light bulb can illuminate any room with a number of different colors. The bulb come with many cool effects such as slowly fading between colors and strobing. A remote is included which alows you to change the color whenever you want. I installed one in my room so that the lighting in my room would match how I feel on the inside. I've kept it turned off ever since
This compass makes for a nice tool to carry around with you since it's lightweight. Also comes with a nice carrying case. If you find yourself hiking a lot in the wilderness or you simply have dementia and get lost a lot, this compass can literally be a life saver.
The handy little mini-pouch hooks onto a belt loop, the D-Ring of a backpack, the strap of a purse or whatever works for you. So compact, it fits anywhere without taking up any space. Anywhere you go, you are ready to unfold it to carry whatever you need to carry. Forget paper or plastic bags at the store, just use a Key Chain Convertible and know you are part of the solution.
Ever since I've started using this mouse I've noticed my precision increase substantially. No longer am I accidentally liking Facebook photos at 2 in the morning. This mouse also has a blue glow which I appreciate since my last mouse was lacking in the blue glow department.
These durable headphones allow you to listen to music while they are in your ear. Remarkable, I know. They come in an assortment of colors so now you don't have to feel embarrassed about not matching your headphones with your outfit. SWAG.
It's not the size of the tool but its versatility and how you use it. This is true for the 19 in 1 multi tool. It's lightweight enough to fit on a keychain and can transform into almost any tool to meet your needs. Your friends will be both impressed and envious as you are able to complete simple tasks and complex tasks all with your swiss 19 in 1 multi tool.
Need a place to store your stash? Once you figure out the trick to unlocking this box, it will make the perfect hiding place for those little things you want to keep out of all prying, non-puzzling fingers! Also a perfect little wooden box to put a special gift in, if the recipient doesn't mind a little crafty brainwork to get it open and the goodies out!
The Spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A black light is located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Perfect for writing down secret messages, or keeping a catalogue of all of your Internet passwords.
Nature provides this remarkable plant with "traps" to lure and capture its food. The traps are covered inside by tiny hairs and a sticky sweet smelling substance attractive to insects. When an insect touches the trigger hair, the trap is activated and closes around its victim. After digestion of its meal (which takes several days), the trap will open again for a new catch.
Instead of charging your usb devices from your computer, now you can charge from your outlets. The USB basic wall charger allows you to power usb devices from any power outlet. Small, portable size lets you take it anywhere you go. Outlet prongs fold up when not in use. Red LED lights when connected to power.
It is no secret that drinking coffee can be extremely stressful. You have worry that you do not spill it on yourself and you need drink in a timely manner to make sure it does not get cold. Well, now you can keep your favorite mug of coffee, tea or cocoa hot anytime. Convenient on/off switch with on light indicator. Extended cord length to use almost anywhere.
Sometimes touching base and networking with upper management can be tiresome. If you’re looking for a way to relax without stealing money to buy prescription drugs, try this adult coloring book. There are curse words in it so you know it is cool. This is also a great gift for young kids if you are worried about them ending up lame.
This handy headphone adapter splits line into 5 ports and connects up to five headphones to one device for sharing music. Also has five jacks for attaching headphones or iPod devices. Comes in different fashionable colors. Friends not included.
The MOGA controller is a state of the art portable android controller, which comes with library of amazing titles (more added every month). Experience the best mobile gaming solution for Android smartphones and tablets. Game On. Anywhere. For Bluetooth enabled Android 2.3+ smartphones and tablets.
Do you have a friend who is scared of spiders? Why not scare the bajesus out of them with this realistic-looking remote control tarantula. This creepy critter has light-up eyes and a furry texture. Tarantula scurries across any flat, smooth surface with spider-like leg movement. Use the two-button remote control to rotate its movement.
This robot not only looks cool, but is useful as well. You can connect up to 4 usbs and the robot's eyes light up when you do. Makes for great companionship as well. My usb robot has never let me down or judged me like other people do when I tell them I talk to inanimate objects.
Splitterbot is a little robot that connects to your key chain and allows you to plug in two headphones into your phone or mp3 player. This device is convenient when you and a friend want to listen to music but want to each use your own ear buds. Disclaimer: This product requires friends to be useful.
Have some time to kill waiting between classes? On a camping trip with friends? Afflicted by years of alcoholism and substance abuse which has left you both homeless and a shattered shell of the man you used to be? No worries, just whip out this hammock and relax. You can bring it anywhere. This hammock is sturdy and portable, like me.
Speed and mobility are yours with the quick draws and fast firing of the Strongarm blaster. It has the same long-range power and it rapid-fires 6 darts when you pump the Slam Fire slide repeatedly while holding the trigger. Loading is easy and quick with the flip-open rotating barrel. Add the Strongarm blaster to your arsenal and unleash a storm of darts at your target.
For only a few bucks you can strengthen and tone your abs, shoulders, arms, and back with the Valeo dual ab wheel, all in the convenience of your home. This simple workout device makes getting in shape relatively simple and straightforward. To use, simply get on all fours, grab hold of the handles, and glide the wheels back and forth across the floor.
A bit renegade and a bit rock 'n roll, this belt buckle liquor flask keeps your spirits high and your pants secure. Made of polished stainless steel, our 2oz small flask easily slips from its holder to give you a quick sip whenever you need it, stays firm in the buckle when you're finished...and all the while makes a bold, belted statement. Fits belts up to 1 in. wide.
I know what you're thinking. "A mug shaped like a toilet bowl?! That's impossible!". Well guess what, it exists. This whacky mug will be sure to leave your friends in stitches once they see you drinking from it. That's assuming of course that your friends are really into gag mug pranks. In which case you probably want to get better friends.
Practical, durable, comfortable, foldable. Like me, these are all words that can describe this foldable keyboard. The material is light so you can type discreetly without waking up your neighbors. This keyboard is also waterproof which is great if you like to cry a lot while on the computer.
If you want to be hardcore, but not hardcore enough to smoke cigarettes, then hookah is a nice, exotic alternative. The first hookah originated in India but over time has become a prominent part of the Middle Eastern culture. Even today, smoking hookah is very popular in the Middle East and can be seen as the equivalent to drinking coffee in the west.
This is an Uzi style single shot, cock and shoot spring loaded airsoft gun made by Double Eagle. Shoots around 200 FPS. Magazine Hold 18 Rounds. NOTE: Even though this is not a real weapon, DON'T carve Arabic writing into it and bring it on an airplane. You don't want to make the same mistake I did.
No more searching for your keys, bills, or DVD rental in the clutter on your entryway table, this simple wall-mount organizer keeps essentials separated and in full view. A strong, hidden magnetic strip along the lower half easily holds several sets of keys - even car keys with alarm controls. The organizer's simple design blends in to its surroundings.
If you own and carry a watch and an Ipod nano on you, you're wasting valuable body space. With the nano Ipod watch, you'll be able to kill two birds with one stone. Moreover, you'll also be able to accomplish two tasks with one item. This watch is incredibly stylish and allows you to show off the fact that you own an Ipod nano.
The Turmark slingshot has wrist-braced design and comes with a pouch. The slingshot is sturdy yet comfortable. It can be used for hunting or self-defense or just for showing off. People will both fear and respect you when you have the Trumark slingshot in hand. This slingshot comes highly endorsed by my friend Ziad. He's Palestinian so he obviously knows a thing or two about slingshots.
What is special about these tabs is that they temporarily modify taste perceptions so that typically sour food will taste sweet. Taking these tabs will make lemons to taste like lemonade and beer like chocolate thanks to the temporary altered state of the taste receptors on your tongue. Now there is more than one way to have fun dropping tabs with your friends.
The “you have just been poisoned glass” is great way to make lighthearted joke about murdering your guest. You will both get a good laugh and the guest will get a subtle message not to cross you. This glass is especially popular with dictators. Poison sold separately.
We all love beef jerky. But for us refined, and sophisticated individuals, sometimes we require a little bit more than average beef jerky. This wild animal jerky pack will allow you to indulge in the jerky of the finest exotic animals such as alligator, ostrich, kangaroo, etc. These are just some samples of what you might get in your 10 random pieces of jerky.
This hard case bottle opener is perfect for the person who enjoys Apple products and alcohol. If you've struggled to open beer bottles in the past or to find a bottle opener, this item will simply change your life. It makes drinking beer easier than ever. It's the perfect gift for children of all ages.
The rules are simple. Pass the Party Roulette Revolver (with a balloon in place) to a friend. Your friend cocks the hammer and then pulls the trigger (hoping to take a shot without popping the balloon). If the balloon doesn’t pop, the Party Roulette Revolver gets passed to the next person. The anticipation of the BIG BANG – if the balloon pops – it's amazing!
This handy accessory acts as a portable charger. Just charge it up, and use it for later to charge your phone or other electronics on the go. The compact charger is lightweight and only takes two hours to fully charge. Comes with travel pouch, micro USB cable, and 18 month warranty.
This LED clock has 4 usb ports attached to it and comes with a message board so you can write messages to yourself. It's very convenient if you wake up every morning with amnesia. You can just look at the message you wrote on the clock the night before so you know what to do for the day "See doctor about morning amnesia".
Looking to impresse the boss at the next corporate meeting? This goo is a great way to send a message. Try casually playing with some light up goo during the meeting. The boss will be both envious of your goo and impressed by your willingness to play with goo in a meeting.
Tired of regular lamps huh? Sure, a standard lamp looked cool a couple years ago but these days they’re old news. The jelly fish LED mood lamp is the future of lamps. Little known fact, these Jelly fish lamps are the official lamp of North Korea and are referenced multiple times in their national anthem.
Easy one-touch mounting system locks and releases the device with just a push of a finger. Super strong suction cup can be restored to its mint condition by rinsing it with warm water and allowing it to air dry. Fully adjustable with 360 degree rotation for quick portrait and landscape views. No slip-grip securely holds mobile devices up to 3 inches wide
Each soap bar contains either a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill. I can't believe the suckers who sell this leave money inside the bars. Forget the stock market! I'm definitely investing in these soap bars. It's a guaranteed way to make clean money. Money soap bars also makes for the perfect gift for your hobo friend.
Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its 3,000Â°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of armies around the world, Swedish FireSteel's dependability has already made it a favorite of survival experts, hunters, fishermen and campers.
Are you waking up the whole house early in the morning with those annoying alarm sounds? Tired of dealing with your housemates' violent rage? Now you can set the alarm on silent so others are not disturbed. Can be worn on the wrist or placed under the pillow.
Your wife is pregnant and the game is on. She needs to get to the hospital, fast! What do you do? You'd prefer to watch the game of course. But she'd be likely to murder you. With the high definition color monitor, you won't have to deal with this dilemma. It's a win, win!
What happens when you combine putty and magnets together? You have possibly one of the greatest distraction devices known to mankind, magnetic putty! With magnetic putty you'll be sure to keep yourself occupied as you avoid your real life obligations and responsibilities.
This remote control helicopter flies a good 30 feet in the air. Great to carry around with you in case you get bored and want to amuse yourself. Whether your waiting at a bus stop or attending a funeral, once you whip out this bad boy others will see you and want to join in on the fun.
This nerf gun shoots soft suction darts that can fly across a room and adhere to a window or other glass surface. The Maverick features a rotating barrel, which makes it easier to keep the firepower flying in the midst of heated battle and a futuristic look to better engage in sci-fi fantasy play if you so choose. For a little extra power boost, the gun also has a pump mechanism.
Do you have an unhealthy obsession with guns and alcohol? If you're anything like my grandma, the answer is yes. Just pour some into the alcohol gun and cock the trigger and shoot. Exercise your first amendment right to blast alcohol into your face. It's what the founding fathers would have wanted.
So many times I've walked into the shower with my cellphone or mp3 only to be disappointed and electrocuted to find out that they aren't water proof. These wireless speakers are a great alternative and compatible with any mp3 player or phone. The speaker has a 15 hour battery life and built in microphone so you can take calls in the shower in case you need shower tips.
Is that radioactive toxic sludge? Nope, just a regular soft drink in a biohazard cup. Pour any liquid inside and it will look like you're holding radioactive waste in your hand. This cup is great if you wanna fool your friends into drinking biohazard material or if you legitimately have biohazard material you want to store.
You want to wear a fashionable headband but you can't live without your headphones? We can all relate to this dilemma. Here's a perfect solution - headband with built-in removable headphones. Superior sound quality, so cushy and comfortable you can go to sleep with it.
Being able to accept who you are is an important quality. Once you learn to do that, you won't get hung up on criticism from friends, police officers, psychologists, society at large (i.e. haters). This shirt lets people know that you are not perfect, and don't intend to be a better person.
This neat product emits random wave bolts which are fun to look at. Once you activate the music mode though, that's when the party gets started! Your neighbors will flock to your house to see your plasma ball and dance to the music. Even old friends from high school will begin to contact you again and ask to come over.
We've all been there before. We want to play Frisbee but it's 2 in the morning and it's pitch black outside. That's unfortunate since you already have a group friends assembled who want to play. I guess everyone will just leave disappointed. Or will they? Not if you have this glow in the dark Frisbee. You will be able to play nighttime Frisbee till your heart's desire.
You're performing brain surgery but all of sudden you get a phone call. No problem, you can still talk on your phone even if both hands are occupied. This product is worth it just for the time and energy alone that you save not having to grab your cell-phone from your pocket and hold it to your ear. (Asian not included)
This keyboard is a great accessory for your laptop, pc, or gaming system. Its small, compact frame allows you to carry it anywhere and maintain full control of your system. Imagine having a full size keyboard and mouse in the palm of your hand! Also includes a built-in laser pointer.
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie.
Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb.
Is your Bible study group getting a little boring? Now you can take a swig of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you need a little pick-me-up. You can keep this little secret between you and God. You’ll be able to regale everyone with funny Bible stories all night long!
The portable door lock is ideal if you find you need additional security and privacy. It can be installed in seconds with no tools required on any door that has hinges and opens inwards. Take it from me, you don't want to risk the embarrassment of having someone walk in on you while wearing a cat suit and licking yourself.