The fidget cube gives you something to play around with in your hand. This is good for people who have stress, anxiety, or hands. You can click it, flick it, roll it, and spin it, as long as you get consent first of course. Continue reading

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This LED aroma diffuser quietly humidifies your home to prevent dry, stuffy air and germs. It has a nice subtle LED glow while it switches between colors. It also releases a pleasant smells that will help mask the disgusting smell of your filth. Continue reading

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This stand sensually holds your phone in place with a nice and tender grip. This stand works for any phone, keeping your phone locked in position while you drive. Very easy to attach to your phone. Makes texting and driving much easier. Continue reading

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This electronic watch is both stylish and minimalist. It is waterproof, shock resistant, and has an LED display. It can set alarms and tell you the time and date. The only thing it can't do is tell you is why your group friends sometimes hang out with without you. Continue reading

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A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your face and say “you said you wanted nothing ;)” They will hate you. Continue reading

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Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb. Continue reading

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Dinosaur Lamp
Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb.

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LED Mushroom Lamp
It's tough for mushrooms fans out there to show their appreciation for mushrooms. We are a class of people that have been ignored for far too long. However, with the recent supreme court rulings, we are starting to see our country becoming more progressive, appreciation for mushrooms is becoming more acceptable. Now we no longer have to hide in the dark with these mushroom lamps.

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Amazon Deals of the Day
Everyday Amazon lists limited time deals usually only lasting a few hours. These are not ordinary deals though, these are the type of deals you take home to your parents and eventually start a family with. Limit 1 per person.
Inflatable Solar Lantern
Sick of having to carry your big bulky lantern with you wherever you go? I know I was. This inflatable lantern is portable and convenient to carry. Now I can easily bring it with me to raves and business meetings without feeling awkward.

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LED Flickering Candles
These electronic candles are perfect for cult meetings that require candle light for satanic ritual sacrifices. I have had great experiences with them and the other members were very delighted by them. Definitely a cost effective alternative to buying candles for each ritual. If only there was a cheaper alternative to pigs' blood then we’d really be set lol!

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Light up goo
Looking to impresse the boss at the next corporate meeting? This goo is a great way to send a message. Try casually playing with some light up goo during the meeting. The boss will be both envious of your goo and impressed by your willingness to play with goo in a meeting.

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LED Pet Collar
A safety pet collar that help keep your dog visible at night or poor weather conditions. This LED dog collar will ensure that your dog will be the coolest at the next doggy rave. Rechargeable LED lights using any Micro USB cable / port.

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Glow in the Dark Star Kit
Transform your room into a planetarium. This kit comes with 150 stars in a galaxy of sizes and safe, re-useable adhesive putty. A star chart is included, so you can create classic constellations or make your own astronomical arrangements. Whatever twinkles your star! These stars last very long and they're rechargeable so they won't wear out.

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High Precision Gaming Mouse
Ever since I've started using this mouse I've noticed my precision increase substantially. No longer am I accidentally liking Facebook photos at 2 in the morning. This mouse also has a blue glow which I appreciate since my last mouse was lacking in the blue glow department.

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LED Mouse Pad with USB Ports
This mouse pad comes with 4 built in USB ports allowing you to power your devices and transfer data. Way more convenient then having to plug in your USB devices to the back of your computer. The mouse pad can also be illuminated so you don't have worry about losing it at night.

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LED Valve Cap
Have you ever felt that there was something missing in your life? As if there was some sort of emptiness inside of you? Like you lack a purpose? It's probably because you don't have LED valve caps on your vehicle. Or you could be clinically depressed. Either way, these LED caps will fix that for you and add purpose to your life. Works with car/bicycle/motorcycle.

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Glow in the Dark Toilet Strip
A recent study conducted by me found that 83% of people have difficulty locating the toilet at night when they have to relieve themselves. 100% of the people in the survey were also surprised to find me in their bathroom conducting this survey. With this Glow in the Dark Strip, never worry about turning on the lights in the middle of the night to use the bathroom again.

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Stained Glass Lightbulb
Create a nice laid back atmosphere with this unique light bulb. It’s great for parties. People will definitely be sure to remember your place if you have these bulbs. Ever since I started using them my circle of friends has doubled. People have started treating me with respect and women have begun to notice me.

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Jellyfish Mood Lamp
Tired of regular lamps huh? Sure, a standard lamp looked cool a couple years ago but these days they’re old news. The jelly fish LED mood lamp is the future of lamps. Little known fact, these Jelly fish lamps are the official lamp of North Korea and are referenced multiple times in their national anthem.

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LED Clock with Board and 4 USB hub
This LED clock has 4 usb ports attached to it and comes with a message board so you can write messages to yourself. It's very convenient if you wake up every morning with amnesia. You can just look at the message you wrote on the clock the night before so you know what to do for the day "See doctor about morning amnesia".

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Rainbow Light Projector
All right fellas, how many times have you brought a lady back to your room only to have her run out screaming in fear? If you’re like me, this scenario is all too familiar. That’s why you need the rainbow light projector. Having a rainbow in your room lets your lady friend know that she can feel safe and comfortable with you.

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Black Light Fixture
This black light fixture is awesome for parties or cleaning dungeons. I’ve used it for both and have not been disappointed. If you’re an aspiring DJ, you can’t go wrong with black light ambiance. The fixture is 24 inches, includes 6 foot power cord and on and off switch.

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Star Laser Cosmos Projector
This Star Projector Lights Lamp can help you put the universe back home. 1000's of galaxies and stars will appear in your living room or bedroom. Amazing Projector Lights will not only contribute to the astronomical popularity of your child and enhance his/her capacity for science, but it can also be used by you to create a romantic surprise.

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Faceless LED Digital Watch
The future is here people and it has arrived in the form of an LED digital bracelet watch. That’s right. You’ll never have to live the disappointing miserable life of not owning a digital bracelet watch. This revolutionary piece of technology is not only stylish but it will completely change the way you read time.

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Raver LED light glove
Sick of not being called on by your professor when you raise your hand in class? No need to resort to verbal threats or physical violence, just simply get some LED gloves. There's no doubt that your hand will stand out amongst the crowd of your peers and your teacher won’t be able to help but call on you.

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Pocket Plasma with Clip
This plasma clip uses super bright technology, combined with miniature electronics to create a flat panel disk with an amazing display of plasma light which will respond to your touch, voice or dance to your music. Can you imagine putting all that amazing technology into a cool wearable clip-on, and because it's battery operated and portable, you can clip it anywhere - even in your car!

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Ocean Wave Projector
Turn your bedroom into a sparkling sea. The ocean wave projector allows you to feel as if immersed in the deep sea calm, creating a romantic, leisurely and cozy atmosphere of the space to achieve physical and mental relaxation. It is also a small stereo, allowing you to enjoy the beautiful environment, and also enjoy the wonderful music if you choose. Perfect for those suffering from anger management issues!

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Glowing LED Shot Glasses
Make your shots stand out. These glow in the dark shot glasses are also helpful to orient yourself in the dark when you and your guests are completely wasted. Great for children’s parties and other fun events.

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Glow in the dark spit balls
Glow-in-the-dark spit balls that grow 200x their sizes in water. Fun to throw, they will explode upon hitting the target. Makes for a great non violent way to release your hidden aggression on other people.

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Finger Laser Beams for Raves
Start a rave wherever you go with these finger beams. 40 total finger lights in four different colors (10 packs of 4 lights). Elastic bands which make it easy to attach to your fingers. Super bright LED lights: Red, White, Blue, Green. Makes for a great accessory to any casual outfit.

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UFO Glow Frisbee
We've all been there before. We want to play Frisbee but it's 2 in the morning and it's pitch black outside. That's unfortunate since you already have a group friends assembled who want to play. I guess everyone will just leave disappointed. Or will they? Not if you have this glow in the dark Frisbee. You will be able to play nighttime Frisbee till your heart's desire.

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USB Powered Plasma Ball
This mini plasma light sphere creates a dramatic display of light inside a hand-blown glass sphere. Great color effect. Perfect item for car or home decoration. Stick it at anywhere inside your car to create a special interior lighting environment. USB Powered Only, AC with use of adapter (Not included), Not battery operated.

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Laptop Cooling Pad
This LED USB Laptop Cooler is designed with 1 built-in big fan and it can cool down the overall temperature and extend the life of your notebook. The USB Laptop Cooler is powered directly through USB port, no power adapter necessary. Designed with the clear plastic construction and four pink leg pads, with a big built-in fan in the middle of the cooler.

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Nostalgic Edison Bulb
If you're like me, you're an avid Thomas Edison memorabilia collector. But no collection is complete unless you have these nostalgic Edison bulbs. These bulbs will add an old time atmosphere wherever you install them. These lights will illuminate your life in a way you never thought possible. Buying them would be a very bright idea.

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Glow in the Dark Toilet Roll
This is the ultimate toilet paper. Imagine using the bathroom at night, switching off the light to see a strange glow coming from the side of the toilet...imagine the glow IN the toilet if you've forgotten to flush! Great housewarming present or birthday gift. Why not twin it with our After Dark Duck for the ultimate Glow in the Dark bathroom! A must have for any upscale abode!

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LED Color Changing Faucet
Add some pizzaz to your faucet with the LED color faucet. The water changes colors from red to blue based on the temperature. A person's faucet says a lot about them. What does yours say about you? Owning this color changing faucet will be a way of telling people "I'm hip and I enjoy watching the color of the water change as I wash my hands".

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Wireless Motion Sensor Light
Instantly add motion-activated light for security and safety - indoors or out. Infrared technology senses both movement and heat for less false activation. It's lightweight and is wireless so you can install almost anywhere. The motion sensor emits a super bright LED white light which startles unwanted visitors but also provides safe entrance and room lighting for family and guests. Has 100,000 hour battery life.

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LED Shoelaces
Like me, you have probably wondered, "Man, how can I get more people to pay attention to my feet?" I already wear ridiculously flamboyant shoes but that wasn't enough. These LED shoe laces got me exactly the attention I wanted. Now when I walk in a room people notice me. These light up shoelaces simply command respect.

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Light Up Star Pillow
Brighten up your night with the glowing star pillow. This star shaped pillow will make you see pillows in a completely new light. This pillow will not judge you or put you down; it will always be there comfort you. Whether you're lying in bed or chilling on the couch, you can rest assured that this pillow is there to support you.

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Blacklight UV Bubbles
These bubbles glow under a UV light! Watch as you blow huge bubbles that glow a wild shade of blue, that ignites into a light producing bubble! This stuff literally makes invisible light visible for everyone to see, it's almost like they produce their own light. Tekno Bubbles have been in use for years in commercial applications at nightclubs, amusement parks, etc.

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LED USB Lamp Light
This mini LED USB lamp light is flexible and easy to install. Simply plug it into the USB slot and you will have your laptop-mounted lamp light. It's especially handy for those who like to work at night. The flexible chord makes illuminating your keyboard very easy.

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Black Light Neon Makeup
Do you like going to raves but hate getting one-upped by people wearing more attention grabbing clothing than you? This black light neon makeup will make sure that won't happen anymore. You'll look like dancing an alien tribesman in this make up and everyone will be sure to notice. The makeup kit comes with a black light necklace that you can use to activate the make up at any time.

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Nano Keychain LED Flashlight
An extremely small and super-bright light, easy-to-access flashlight for everyday tasks at work or at home. With a non-rotating snap hook for attaching to key rings, backpacks, clothing, and more, the Nano Light features a high-intensity, 100,000-hour LED that will last up to eight hours.

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Sound Activated Plasma Ball
This neat product emits random wave bolts which are fun to look at. Once you activate the music mode though, that's when the party gets started! Your neighbors will flock to your house to see your plasma ball and dance to the music. Even old friends from high school will begin to contact you again and ask to come over.

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Ultra Violet LED Blacklight Flashlight
With this flashlight you'll be able to have a backlight with you wherever you go. Investigating a crime scene or a cheating spouse? This mini UV light will help illuminate the situation. This ultra powered UV light has Approximately 20 hours battery life on 3 AAA batteries.

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100 8" Glow Stick Bracelets
With 100 8 inch premium glow sticks, you will be the coolest person at any rave. They come in 5 colors: Pink, Green, Blue, Yellow & Orange and glow for 8-10 hours. They also come with connectors allowing you to transform each stick to bracelets or necklaces. Wear them to a job interview and you'll be sure to get hired.

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7" LED Strobe Light Stick
Simply push the button and enjoy! This 7" Strobe Stick lights up in 6 different selectable modes! It can be used for strobing, flashing, fading and has 4 different possible LED colors. Each stick also comes with a neon rainbow colored cord which makes this item easy to carry, wear and use. This product is a hit on the dance floor and at parties.

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Color Changing LED Showerhead
This LED light bulb can illuminate any room with a number of different colors. The bulb come with many cool effects such as slowly fading between colors and strobing. A remote is included which alows you to change the color whenever you want. I installed one in my room so that the lighting in my room would match how I feel on the inside. I've kept it turned off ever since

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9ft Neon Strobing wire
The Electroluminescent wire is 9 feet long and comes in number of colors such as white, blue, green, red, pink and purple. The wire can be battery powered or connected to an outlet. Great for Parties, Raves, Costumes & Decorations. The strobing wire simply draws attention.

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