A lot of times people will say they don’t want anything for their birthday or anniversary. Now you can put their truthfulness to the test by literally getting them nothing. You can sit back with a dumb grin of your … Continue reading
You often find yourself strugging to choose between getting drunk and playing checkers? For many of us, this is an all too common dilemma. The checkers shot glass drinking game allows you to do both. It also gives you something you can bond over with your alcoholic step dad. Continue reading
Time to throw all your lamps in the garbage. This dinosaur lamp is the latest in chic dinosaur décor. You can choose what color to set your lamp too, or make it gradually change between colors. Charge it via usb. Continue reading
This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button. Continue reading
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie. Continue reading
Take your unhealthy caffeine addiction to the next level with the world's strongest coffee. It's cheaper and slightly safer than purchasing illegal drugs, but will still give you a great kick! This coffee will make you feel significantly more productive than regular coffee right before waste away your day procrastinating as usual. Continue reading
This portable slim ewriter allows you to easily take notes on the go. You can use it to quickly jot down grocery lists, lyrics to the new rap you’re working on, or cryptic messages to your cheating spouse. Erase it with the touch of a button.
This fitness bar instantly locks into most door ways with ease. Once the bar is assembled, no set up in necessary to attach or remove it from door way. While most people may use this fitness bar to get into shape, it is also great way to get a quick pump on your bis, tris, and chest before you take a selfie.
Not sure how to get the attention of that attractive lady at the end of the bar? Sure you could buy her a drink, or walk up to her. But tons of guys already do that, she won't be impressed. Launch bottles at her with this bottle cap launcher to get her attention. It will tell her that you're confident and bold, yet very immature. A winning combination.
Sick of constantly paying for batteries? Well if stealing isn't your thing, these USB batteries will do the trick. These batteries charge themselves via USB and can be used over and over again. These batteries are also great for the environment. I threw all my extra batteries in a lake.
Sick of having to carry your big bulky lantern with you wherever you go? I know I was. This inflatable lantern is portable and convenient to carry. Now I can easily bring it with me to raves and business meetings without feeling awkward.
I used to hate having to explain to guests why there was blood on my bath mat. This often led to awkward conversation and sometimes extremely violent confrontations. This bathmat makes it simply look like there is blood on it. Now can just play if off as the blood being a part of your wacky décor!
These durable headphones allow you to listen to music while they are in your ear. Remarkable, I know. They come in an assortment of colors so now you don't have to feel embarrassed about not matching your headphones with your outfit. SWAG.
If there is one thing I've learned growing up on the streets is that water bottle fruit infusers are all the rage amongst urban youth. The water bottle infuser is easy to use. The way it works is you simply put a fruit into the infuser, add water, shake, BAM, you just got your water infused. People will be impressed by how quickly you infuse your water.
Have some time to kill waiting between classes? On a camping trip with friends? Afflicted by years of alcoholism and substance abuse which has left you both homeless and a shattered shell of the man you used to be? No worries, just whip out this hammock and relax. You can bring it anywhere. This hammock is sturdy and portable, like me.
This portable battery is solar powered, allowing you to charge your phone purely on the energy from the sun. Great for those when you’re stuck in the desert or often find yourself stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. May also be charged via usb.
Is your Bible study group getting a little boring? Now you can take a swig of your favorite alcoholic beverage every time you need a little pick-me-up. You can keep this little secret between you and God. You’ll be able to regale everyone with funny Bible stories all night long!
This handy accessory acts as a portable charger. Just charge it up, and use it for later to charge your phone or other electronics on the go. The compact charger is lightweight and only takes two hours to fully charge. Comes with travel pouch, micro USB cable, and 18 month warranty.
Your wife is pregnant and the game is on. She needs to get to the hospital, fast! What do you do? You'd prefer to watch the game of course. But she'd be likely to murder you. With the high definition color monitor, you won't have to deal with this dilemma. It's a win, win!
You love your morning coffee but sometimes it's just too much trouble to sir? Just press a button and this mug will stir itself. At a certain point in my life I made a New Year’s resolution to stop using teaspoons since they were getting me into too much trouble. This mug really made life easier during that point.
Precise surface enhances the precision of optical mice at fast speeds. This battery saving design extends the battery life of wireless mice up to 50%. The bottom of the pad features 3M repositionable adhesive, allowing it to be securely fastened to and removed from flat surfaces again and again.
Ever since I've started using the selfie remote the likes on my selfies have increased 17%. This has led me to more friendships and a better overall quality of life. My self-esteem and self-worth are now through the roof. I attribute my new found happiness to the selfie-remote (and anti-depressants).
This award winning life straw filters out 99.999% of bacteria. Yeah, no big deal. I personally bring mine with me wherever I go. Great way to save money on buying water if you're out with friends and there is some contaminated water nearby.
Are people complaining about how bad you smell? Believe me, I've been there before. No worries, you can just rub the bad smell away without having to waste your time taking a shower. Plus, you'll be helping conserve the environment by saving water. A must have for any bachelor.
Don't get caught off guard the next time someone throws a plastic rubber ball at you. You want to be ready so you can go over and assault them in a violent rage. This agility trainer will take your reflexes to the next level. Makes for a perfect gift for grandma.
Coin banks can be a great way to teach kids the value of saving money. This coin bank will do just that and traumatize them at the same time. The creepy stare will ensure any kid using this bank will need therapy for years to come
Splitterbot is a little robot that connects to your key chain and allows you to plug in two headphones into your phone or mp3 player. This device is convenient when you and a friend want to listen to music but want to each use your own ear buds. Disclaimer: This product requires friends to be useful.
A recent study conducted by me found that 83% of people have difficulty locating the toilet at night when they have to relieve themselves. 100% of the people in the survey were also surprised to find me in their bathroom conducting this survey. With this Glow in the Dark Strip, never worry about turning on the lights in the middle of the night to use the bathroom again.
This charging station has 6 integrated AC outlets, 4 USB ports, all with overload, short-circuit, and full surge protection to keep your electronics nice and safe. Also includes an Ipod charging dock at the top and an adjustable night light.
So many times I've walked into the shower with my cellphone or mp3 only to be disappointed and electrocuted to find out that they aren't water proof. These wireless speakers are a great alternative and compatible with any mp3 player or phone. The speaker has a 15 hour battery life and built in microphone so you can take calls in the shower in case you need shower tips.
It is no secret that drinking coffee can be extremely stressful. You have worry that you do not spill it on yourself and you need drink in a timely manner to make sure it does not get cold. Well, now you can keep your favorite mug of coffee, tea or cocoa hot anytime. Convenient on/off switch with on light indicator. Extended cord length to use almost anywhere.
Frustrated with having to use so many different chargers for your 10 different cell phones??? Why do you even have 10 cell phones? Whatever. This universal phone charger will allow you to connect all your phones to one usb. Use this 10-in-1 universal charger to make people love you.
The portable door lock is ideal if you find you need additional security and privacy. It can be installed in seconds with no tools required on any door that has hinges and opens inwards. Take it from me, you don't want to risk the embarrassment of having someone walk in on you while wearing a cat suit and licking yourself.
This LED clock has 4 usb ports attached to it and comes with a message board so you can write messages to yourself. It's very convenient if you wake up every morning with amnesia. You can just look at the message you wrote on the clock the night before so you know what to do for the day "See doctor about morning amnesia".
You're performing brain surgery but all of sudden you get a phone call. No problem, you can still talk on your phone even if both hands are occupied. This product is worth it just for the time and energy alone that you save not having to grab your cell-phone from your pocket and hold it to your ear. (Asian not included)
This robot not only looks cool, but is useful as well. You can connect up to 4 usbs and the robot's eyes light up when you do. Makes for great companionship as well. My usb robot has never let me down or judged me like other people do when I tell them I talk to inanimate objects.
Thwart potential attackers with this car alarm key chain camera. Nothing a thief hates more than having his video taken during attempted robbery. Small and discreet, this camera is very convenient to have with you on the off chance you have the opportunity to film Big Foot.
Finally, an easy way to write notes while taking a shower. Anyone who has tried writing a ransom note while showering will tell you how frustrating it can be. The paper gets all soggy and the ink doesn’t stay on and it just makes you look like an amateur. It’s a real hassle. The waterproof notepad fixes this inconvenience.
No more searching for your keys, bills, or DVD rental in the clutter on your entryway table, this simple wall-mount organizer keeps essentials separated and in full view. A strong, hidden magnetic strip along the lower half easily holds several sets of keys - even car keys with alarm controls. The organizer's simple design blends in to its surroundings.
Meet a powerful man who is more than a boring power outlet. Perfect for home, school or office, his legs and arms have three-prong sockets with enough room even for the biggest adapter. He features a circuit breaker switch and grounded plugs for safety, and is a fun alternative to the standard, clunky multi-plug.
This electronic lighter does not have a flame so you can light up in any weather regardless of the wind. No more having to worry about refills since you can just recharge your lighter by USB. This lighter is much safer than standard lighters due to the lack of fire which makes it a great gift for kids of all ages (cool kids that is).
The finger guard is a stainless steel shield that protects fingers while slicing and dicing. The interior of the shield has a welded ring which easily adjusts to fit the chef's middle finger, thus leaving all other fingers free to manipulate the food. The tip of the shield holds the food that has to be sliced.
“Elegance”, “Class”, “Fish bowl”, these are just a few words that can be used to describe this wall mounted aquarium tank. Your fish will be the talk of the town with this bowl.
Low tire pressure is one of the biggest threats facing our country today. It causes your car to use more gas which is harmful for the environment and causes you to spend more money. These smart caps change color based on your tire pressure which lets you know when you need to refill air. You'll save money, help the environment, and avoid flat tires.
This James Bond-esque key knife is perfect for getting you out of tough situations. Imagine you’re in a dark alley one night just minding your own business and suddenly, you are approached by some deviant. Your heart trembles. He politely demands you help him open a letter of his, but with no key shaped knife you end up looking like a fool!
Spray it, don't squeeze it. Stem is designed to allow a cook to spray juice directly from a citrus fruit. No longer do you have to cut and squeeze your fruit to get the juice out like a common cook. Why work hard when with only one finger you can now spray citrus juice on your favorite foods evenly.
No match? No lighter? No problem. You'll be able to start fires wherever you go with this emergency fire starter. You'll feel just like the Human Torch from Fantastic Four except without the ability to fly and all the other powers he has. The utility to make fire on a whim without a match or lighter can really come in handy especially if you're an arsonist or just a run of the mill pyromaniac.
This hard case bottle opener is perfect for the person who enjoys Apple products and alcohol. If you've struggled to open beer bottles in the past or to find a bottle opener, this item will simply change your life. It makes drinking beer easier than ever. It's the perfect gift for children of all ages.
This cleaning putty is made out of a patented, high tech cleaning compound. Non-toxic and biodegradable, it is designed to get deep into all the cracks and crevices on any item or device. The cleaning putty is effective at removing 99.99% of harmful particles that live on everyday surfaces and it is fun and easy to use.
Take it where life takes you. The Inka pen is lightweight, watertight and built to withstand harsh environments. The pressurized ink cartridge ensures the pen will write wet or dry at any angle, any temperature, and any altitude. It has an innovative and multi-function design which allows it to be a quick-use pen and can transition into a full size writing instrument.
This survival bracelet enables you to carry several feet of Para-Cord that can be used in an emergency for countless survival applications. Basically, every inch of your wrist diameter equals approximately one foot of Para-Cord. We use 5/8" curved side release buckles for maximum comfort, convenience and strength.
This LED USB Laptop Cooler is designed with 1 built-in big fan and it can cool down the overall temperature and extend the life of your notebook. The USB Laptop Cooler is powered directly through USB port, no power adapter necessary. Designed with the clear plastic construction and four pink leg pads, with a big built-in fan in the middle of the cooler.
Hygienically drink or rinse your mouth straight from your tap, without worrying about dirty hands or cups. This water fountain sink will revolutionize the way you rinse your mouth. Water-safe rubber will never affect or change the taste of your water. Tapi fits onto almost any tap with a straight spout. Create a fun and convenient drink fountain from your tap by simply squeezing your tapi.
This ultra-light, durable and precision crafted 6-in-1 mini-tool has a straight knife blade and a serrated cutting surface, a flat screwdriver, a Phillips screwdriver, a micro-sized screwdriver, and a bottle opener, and weighs in at an amazing 0.5 oz. The tool makes minor repairs, assemblies, installations, and hundreds of jobs an easy undertaking. The quick-release design easily snaps to your key ring.
The handy little mini-pouch hooks onto a belt loop, the D-Ring of a backpack, the strap of a purse or whatever works for you. So compact, it fits anywhere without taking up any space. Anywhere you go, you are ready to unfold it to carry whatever you need to carry. Forget paper or plastic bags at the store, just use a Key Chain Convertible and know you are part of the solution.
Do you like cooking? Do you like dinosaurs? Fred Pastasaurus is the perfect utensil for you. He is also makes the perfect friend. He won't judge you, or tell you that you need to lose weight. All Fred Pastasaurus cares about is helping you make pasta. The Pastasaurus is uniquely adapted to this very task of managing slippery spaghetti. An intense struggle for many no doubt.
A bit renegade and a bit rock 'n roll, this belt buckle liquor flask keeps your spirits high and your pants secure. Made of polished stainless steel, our 2oz small flask easily slips from its holder to give you a quick sip whenever you need it, stays firm in the buckle when you're finished...and all the while makes a bold, belted statement. Fits belts up to 1 in. wide.
This 7 port USB 2.0 Hub has individual power switches for the energy conscious human being. Capabilities include hot plug and play, meaning you will not have to restart your computer to enable each device. This product will allow you to charge your devices as well as transfer data between them. Get yours today and save!
Originally developed for the Swedish Department of Defense, Swedish FireSteel is a flash of genius. Its 3,000Â°C spark makes fire building easy in any weather, at any altitude. Used by a number of armies around the world, Swedish FireSteel's dependability has already made it a favorite of survival experts, hunters, fishermen and campers.
With the Belkin Mini Surge Protector you no longer have to choose what to charge first. This surge protector acts as a power strip, letting you plug three AC devices into a single wall outlet. In addition to its three AC outlets, this surge protector features two protected, powered USB outlets, so you can easily charge your iPod along with other USB devices.
The Scalp Massager will send tingling sensations from scalp to toes and transport you to a more relaxing place. The custom fit fingers will bend to fit your head. Gently raise and lower the Scalp Massager for a relaxing massage. The smooth tips glide across the surface of your scalp. Use it on your knee joints, elbows, ankles and scalp.
Instantly add motion-activated light for security and safety - indoors or out. Infrared technology senses both movement and heat for less false activation. It's lightweight and is wireless so you can install almost anywhere. The motion sensor emits a super bright LED white light which startles unwanted visitors but also provides safe entrance and room lighting for family and guests. Has 100,000 hour battery life.
At 7,800,000 Volts this TERMINATOR brand stun gun is the highest voltage stun gun available. When shot, the stun gun makes a loud crackling sound that will be sure to initiate and draw attention to any potential attacker. It that's not enough, the jolt of the electric shot should do the trick bringing down an attack in at least 2 seconds. Full recovery takes about five to ten minutes.
The Turmark slingshot has wrist-braced design and comes with a pouch. The slingshot is sturdy yet comfortable. It can be used for hunting or self-defense or just for showing off. People will both fear and respect you when you have the Trumark slingshot in hand. This slingshot comes highly endorsed by my friend Ziad. He's Palestinian so he obviously knows a thing or two about slingshots.
Instead of charging your usb devices from your computer, now you can charge from your outlets. The USB basic wall charger allows you to power usb devices from any power outlet. Small, portable size lets you take it anywhere you go. Outlet prongs fold up when not in use. Red LED lights when connected to power.
For only a few bucks you can strengthen and tone your abs, shoulders, arms, and back with the Valeo dual ab wheel, all in the convenience of your home. This simple workout device makes getting in shape relatively simple and straightforward. To use, simply get on all fours, grab hold of the handles, and glide the wheels back and forth across the floor.
"Whoa, is that a 8g usb flash light? Or is it a robot jaguar?" - These are the comments you would be hearing from people if you owned this usb. That's when you can slowly turn you head and smugly tell them: "Well, let's just say there's more than meets the eye... " (Like in the movie Transformers).
This mini microscope can magnify 45x and it comes with a convenient carrying case. If you're a fan of looking at things, than this microscope is for you! It comes with a mini illuminator too which makes looking at things even easier than before. Look at plants, look at bugs, look at birds, look at thugs! There is no limit to what you can look at!
This handy tool comes with 11 useful functions and is small enough to fit in your pocket. If you often find yourself in situations where you need a can opener, knife edge, screwdriver, ruler, cap opener, 4-position wrench, butterfly screw wrench, saw blade, direction ancillary wrench, 2-position wrench all at the same time than this survival pocket tool will be a life saver.
The Spy pen features ink that is made of special high-brightness compounds that are invisible to the naked eye, but magically illuminate when exposed to ultraviolet light. A black light is located on the opposite end of the pen, allowing you to read any messages left to you by your spy friends. Perfect for writing down secret messages, or keeping a catalogue of all of your Internet passwords.
Do you hate people sneaking up on you? Or are you just looking for an extra layer of security for your secret lair? Well you'll probably like the home door stop alarm. This alarm will go off when a door is opened pressing the doorstop which immediately will alert you to the presence of an intruder.
If you own and carry a watch and an Ipod nano on you, you're wasting valuable body space. With the nano Ipod watch, you'll be able to kill two birds with one stone. Moreover, you'll also be able to accomplish two tasks with one item. This watch is incredibly stylish and allows you to show off the fact that you own an Ipod nano.
This alarm makes for an effective low cost security option for your home, business, garage, storage shed, dorm, room, etc. Wireless - simple installation. Can be wall mounted or portable. Entry and exit delays prevent false alarms. Detection area of 20 feet long by 60 degrees wide . Automatic reset once motion is no longer detected for 30 seconds. Create your own security code
Based on my experiences, this pepper spray is amazing. It's easy to whip out and use and is great for incapacitating any attacker. It has a 10 foot range and comes with a quick release key ring for easy accessibility. The formula is up to 86 percent hotter than other sprays and which will make anyone stop in their tracks. I could hardly move.
Ever wondered what it would be like to go sky diving or cruise around the country on a motorcycle with the wind blowing in your hair? Now you can have exactly the same sensation with the portable usb fan. When it comes to blowing air, this fan it incredible! You'll feel like you're outside without the hassle of having to actually go outside.
An extremely small and super-bright light, easy-to-access flashlight for everyday tasks at work or at home. With a non-rotating snap hook for attaching to key rings, backpacks, clothing, and more, the Nano Light features a high-intensity, 100,000-hour LED that will last up to eight hours.
With this flashlight you'll be able to have a backlight with you wherever you go. Investigating a crime scene or a cheating spouse? This mini UV light will help illuminate the situation. This ultra powered UV light has Approximately 20 hours battery life on 3 AAA batteries.
Perfect to hide your definitely legal and non-drug related possessions. Great way to hide stuff in plain sight unless what you're trying to hide is barbasol. Very realistic looking, without picking them up and shaking them, there is no way to tell it's not the real thing. Made from genuine product containers.
Headphone chord tangling is possibly one of today's greatest first world problems. Every day people struggle to untangle their mp3 headphones after a listening session. Some brought to tears by the difficulty of such an endeavor. Well, not anymore! The Nite Headphone organizer is a very useful product which prevents headphone chords from tangling.
It's not the size of the tool but its versatility and how you use it. This is true for the 19 in 1 multi tool. It's lightweight enough to fit on a keychain and can transform into almost any tool to meet your needs. Your friends will be both impressed and envious as you are able to complete simple tasks and complex tasks all with your swiss 19 in 1 multi tool.
This speaker will transform your boring Iphone into a speakerphone allowing you to play music out loud wherever you go. Forgot about hiring a band or DJ at your wedding! No worries, you were smart and bought the portable Iphone speaker AMP. Too bad you left your Iphone at home though. No external power needed. 13db amplified. Functions well in hand free mode.
Use this mini universal remote key chain to control up to 500 different television brands. This item is easy to program and works within seconds. Have the power to watch what you want, when you want to, and where you want to. Great for bars, restaurants, the gym, schools, and hotels anywhere! You will be like the aqua man of televisions with this universal remote.